Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

HAH why?

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

good story, i got a buddy who got one when he was 18. he just never wanted kids so it was his little insurance policy

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

good the women got what she deserved

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

My doc told my i'm sterile, but that it is easily fixed with a minor surgury. I asked if it mattered when, he said that I could wait as long as I wanted before getting the surgury. I elected to hold off, I dont want kids now. I think of it as a vasectomy, with no pain :y

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

Yah, more like everyday life.


If you claim you're homeless, they'll do it for free and let you keep your balls.

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

With insurance it might be around $400. I actually went to have it done like 8 months ago. The process is they lay you down on a table, and cover you completly with a blanket, except your nuts are hanging out. They give your nuts a numbing shot, cut a little hole, pull the wire they want, cut it, and then burn the ends shut.

So I have this thing with needles when they enter my skin, I go blank. The doctor knew this. I was nervous as ----, and guaranteed to pass out. He hits the nuts with a needle, and I slowly say "I'm out". Boom, I'm out cold.
I wake up all dizzy and sweaty and not knowing where I am. At this point it's the doctor and three of his nurses looking at me wondering if I'm really alive. I figure out where I am and say "so is it done". The doctor says, "no, you were going into convulsions and stuff and I can't do it when you're passed out." Ahhh, ----.

So I was supposed to go back to go completely under to have it done, and I never answered the phone when they called to schedule. I was too mentallly scarred. lol.
I should be going back to have it done in the next couple months. I already have two kids, and I would have been happy with one, so I'm not dealing with this ---- again. Bite the bullet.

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

It's okay Steve, I'm scared of squirrels. :|

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

The bad part was I woke up all early to be there, took a needle in the nuts, and went through the mental stress of it all and still didn't accomplish anything.

Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
 

LMAFAO, wtf is with all the people scared of needles? I know some friends that are scared of them also, so is my girlfriend. I mean...I don't understand why people freak out?

---- the snip snip, just wrap up.