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Valentines Day
What a pile of fail day. What's everyone getting their bitch/wife/slut/significant other?
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Same thing I got her last year.
Today sucks. I want friday the 13th back. >:( |
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I got the wife nothing this year. I'm pretty sure its an unsaid understanding this year. And if not, it sucks for her, because i'm sking for the weekend.
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didn't get her anything.
however we are going around to pawn shops and searching CL for a guitar amp for me. saw a drum set on CL yesterday, i've wanted a drum set for decades. the guy already sold them though. |
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i got a hella blow job and did bust in here mouth and thats present enough..
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by monster D
i got a hella blow job and did bust in here mouth and thats present enough..
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absolutely nothing.
hit up a high school flame online with gorgeous fake titties who's been single too long not to accept any invitation for any valentines day event. dinner and a ---- to follow later tonight. so much effort to get laid on V day... :y |
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I just gave her a big load of jizz, later we're going to a fancy restaurant for dinner then a movie
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I got my wife some penis but she didn't like her present :-\
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Originally Posted by highroller54
I got my wife some penis but she didn't like her present :-\
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Chocolooooooooooooooooooots, think she'll like them?
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/Happy_valentines_day.jpg |
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dead sexy... get in my belly! fook this ---- ass holiday
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
What a pile of fail day.
I couldn't agree more, and I don't have anyone to buy anything for. Not like I would buy anything if I had someone. |
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I made eggy bread for breakfast.
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Valentines day sucks
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Haha chicka just asked me if we were doing anything and said I didn't know. She then says you mean to tell me you aren't going to do anything for me on this special day? ----. I hate this BS holiday made up for women.
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just tell her you are planning a "surprise." When tomorrow rolls around tell her the surprise was that you weren't gonna do ----.
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I'm making her dinner and then sexing a lot.
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herpes and a trip to the clinic
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Woke up with a BJ and the kids screaming
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by imburne
Woke up with a BJ and the kids screaming
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
herpes and a trip to the clinic
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
your supposed to ask them before you stick your dick in their mouth
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
your supposed to ask them before you stick your dick in their mouth
We're having a lazy day. I washed her car and made chicken teriyaki with fried rice, veggies and white sauce. LOL WHITE SAUCE...erm |
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Shes making me breakfast now at 3:15PM.. I woke up at 1:30PM so it makes a little sense. We worked on hooking up our fridge last night with random art from my plotter. I will post some pics later.
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I recieved chocolates and a super long beeeeeej, gave nothing lol
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im drunk,, ---- valentines day. :
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---- stupid sluts. i'm ------- tired of trying with them :P
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The wifey and I don't really celebrate valentine's day, we both agree that the day is retarded.
I was diagnosing an electrical problem on a dodge caravan tranny untill 10pm, 30 miles from my house with a piss poor selection of electrical tools available. However I was hungry and decided to guilt her into giving up the ass so I picked up a couple bottles of wine that she likes, some beer that I like, and a couple of n.y. strips that i grilled around midnight. He shoots....... He Scores! |
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oh god i gotta get home im gunna miss daytona!
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Re: Valentines Day
Originally Posted by sewell94
is she a swallower??(sorry it had to be asked)
nah not really shell let me bust in her mouth and keep going but she wont swallow it.. :3 |
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The circuit board actually was a complete mess. It was a thousand times better the way it was cut, but the design was so intricate that it would have taken all night to weed it out.. I was manhandling the vinyl and that's what was left. If you look at the detail, you see I am missing some elements. Still did the trick though.
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I got married on the 21st so I don't have to celebrate Valentimes day. Yeah, so I convinced the wife we'd go out tonight (Sunday) in the neighbors BMW, but I got my Valentimes present Saturday night, and I'm out.
Be in Vegas next weekend to wreck shop all over again. |
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i got her a stun gun a few days before, so i figured i was off the hook. went out to dinner sat night and fucked. sunday we shot guns for several hours. i couldnt have been happier
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