Valentine’s day
02-12-2008, 06:23 PM
#21
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Valentine’s day
I ain't doing ----. The anniversary is the 21st, so I get off every valentines day and we just do anniversary ----. This year she says "we have to go somewhere for our anniversary". She said it didn't matter where, we just had to go, so I said we're going to the NHRA race in Phoenix.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too.
02-12-2008, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by TorganFM
A dozen roses in NYC is something like $150. I learned that on Regis and Kelly this morning... oh daytime TV.
02-12-2008, 06:58 PM
#25
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Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 1,811
Re: Valentine’s day
go buy a large cheap bear. sleep with it a week to get your scent on it. hose it with your cologn or aftershave & toss that bitch over.
works like a charm. i started doing that about 4 years ago and both the bitches still let me hit it anytime they aint got dates and are hard up... and still keep the bears out lmao. trust me... best $15 you can ever spend at a k-mart
works like a charm. i started doing that about 4 years ago and both the bitches still let me hit it anytime they aint got dates and are hard up... and still keep the bears out lmao. trust me... best $15 you can ever spend at a k-mart
02-12-2008, 07:16 PM
#26
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: Valentine’s day
I bought my girl ~100$ of flowers, bear, chocolate, ------- usual ----.
Then we broke up a day ago.
So now I have to eat the chocolates, find a fat lonely chick, and dump off the other ---- on her for some "maybe later poon".
------- ---- lol.
Then we broke up a day ago.
So now I have to eat the chocolates, find a fat lonely chick, and dump off the other ---- on her for some "maybe later poon".
------- ---- lol.
02-12-2008, 09:29 PM
#29
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Posts: 3,696
Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I ain't doing ----. The anniversary is the 21st, so I get off every valentines day and we just do anniversary ----. This year she says "we have to go somewhere for our anniversary". She said it didn't matter where, we just had to go, so I said we're going to the NHRA race in Phoenix.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too.
