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so i'm sitting in class and there's this fine girl sitting in front of me, cute face, sey body, an nice tan. only problem is her shoes are dirty and crusty. is it just me that thinks this is a turn off. am I weird?

the girl in front of her ha a fat ass but her face looks like an evolved... damn that's a fat ass. damn sexy from behind, but turns around and eh.

haha. bored.

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you're gay. who cares what shoes she has. you're gona be ------- her(hopefully), not the shoes.

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Crusty shoes is only a sign of a girl with no money. Flash a couple 10 dollar bills and that bitch is yours. Kinda like picking up girls at 25 cent drink nights. 8)

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haha stevemode you def right, but still. crusty shoes still don't flow with me. maybe I think if they don't take care of their shoes, they don't take care of their ----, and no body likes to ---- or munch on a stinky ----. if you do, then you are more weird than me.

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haha my nigga..u sound just like me when i was in school...

girls with crusty feet is a turn off and nah u aint weird to think that...but u aint got to worried about it when she giving u head ;)

and u know how i feel bout chicks with a fat ass O0...face evolved..hmmm sound like a chick who looks good from far but far from good...

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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...x/pic30333.jpg

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nasty ass feet is one thing, but shoes?

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its spelled yuriy
and id lick crusty shoes to pound phat azz

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haha, that's why you my brotha. i'm glad i'm not the only one than, cause that hit don't float with me. oh and jason that girl with the fat ass woul make you drool. not too big, but def not small. jesus that ---- is just waiting to smack me back. lol

wilcox tha ---- is just nasty. but just proves the saying that white girls will do anything, haha.

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yes shoes. I dunno what it is about them. :-\


yuriy, I spelled it yuri cause I knew a hot girl named yuri and I was hoping that calling you yuri would make you a sexy female so I could tap that ass.

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Take that bitch to the porn shop.... invest in some pplatform stilettos, tell her to thank you and ram the ass all night... Besides... as long as the shoes look good next to her ears while you pound upon the kitty is all that matters

You sir are welcome.

:6

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just think of it this way will there be any shoes involved when your ------- her in your bed?

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you know whats a turn off? fine girls with big toes and huge nails or feet that look like they belong to a chimpanzee(toes that are as long as fingers). they may be fine but then you look at their feet and your like DDEAM! ---- the shoes, check her toes mang :-X make sure they dont have huge calases(sp?) and they not flaking or have yellow nails. yuk. i can overlook a nasty face but dam something about nasty feet that i just cant handle.

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I'm with u on that RENR...

and murdizzle if u got a camera phone post pic of that chick ass i like to see that :y

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I feel you on that.

everyone makes a valid point. turning her into a slut doesn't sound too bad. and if she wants to ---- with her shoes on she's gotta have crusty feet, haha.

crusty feet, i'll chop off her limbs and thn dump her cause she's not tall enough.

I still can't get over the shoes, haha.


i'll try to get you a pic of that ass. hopefully I remember on friday when I have the class again.

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buy her new shoes retard.

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Suggesting him to buy something for a girl is retarded.

I think my Ass received/$ spent ratio is damn near infinity, it's like trying to divide by almost zero.

Murdoc, your title says it all! And why are you looking at her feet? Stare at her chest!

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Dude is obviously a foot fetish person. Personally i like girls who look scruffy, low maintenance = cheap to run.

Plus i'm a scruffy ----------er, so why should i give a ----.

Its blatantly all down to Murdoc's baller status. High maintenance ho's.

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fine, steal them.

point is...you're being retarded murdoc

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hit it right on the head. buying her new shoes is outta the question.


DrSuess, I don't have a foot fetish. I just don't like crusty shoes. I also try to avoid high maintaince girls. I just like a clean person.

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that is my thought exactly. or maby she is a horse girl or something. i wouldnt let dirty shoes keep me from some sweet ass chick

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BUY THAT BITCH SOME SHOES... SHELL LOVE IT....and you...... BITCHES LOVE SHOES.... Shell be like, "oh you are soooo swewet would you like to ---- me in the ass RIGHT HERE-RIGHT NOW?"...

You can thank me later. Average set of cute bitch shoes: 75.00---------- her in the ass while she begs you for more and calls you daddy..... Priceless....

c'mon you cheap fucksiticks, dinner and a movie costs more than that unless you are a broke as ------ and expect McDonalds and Payless Shoe Source to work.

For ---- sake....

Wheres the pics Murdoch I wanna see this clydesdale....

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weld her up some shoes ;D

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LOL Fluxcore styleeee

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I say forget about the shoes.

Are they some broke ass shoes, or just casual?

I would just give the look an overall score. Definately remove points for bad shoes.

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I woundn't care about the dirty kicks, but if she has cankles(spelling?), thats where I draw the line, makes me want to puke :-X

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Feet meen alot murdizzle.I likes me a woman with pretty toes.

I have a theory.Pretty toes=no stank puss. It has never failed :8

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hell yeah you got that ---- right see the feet are somthing that guys dont see all the time ao a girl will let that ---- go down hill same with a pussey if it isnt seen a lot then it usually isnt keep up so check out the toes and go from there..i dont know how many times i see a cute ass blonde with sandles on and her feet just about give me a hard on cause i know the puss is just as tight...DAMN

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thats funny, I thought I was weird for checking out a chicks feet.

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well after the movie shallow hal with the girl with the longer middle toe, i think its just a thing to do. now the thing in question though is should he make a decision over just her shoes. i would just doc points off. because i usually got some used up work shoes on and are in need for a new pair of shoes but im to lazy to go get a new pair.

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Nothing wrong lith a long middle toe :l.

You cant compare you wearing beat up shoes to a chick weraing beat up shoes unless you like wearing busted ass 4 inch heels.... :-X


;) :P

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Shoes come off. It's what's underneath that matters.

Just think...some fine ass woman dressed in a burlap sack with wooden shoes on or some ---- like that. Once you subtract the garbage, you're left with a masterpiece.

Just hope that she values a good shower more than a good pair of shoes.

Besides, who dresses up for school anyways? I never gave a ---- what I looked like in school, I was just there to sleep. ;)

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my theory upon no-stank------ deals with the legs, if both legs are touching right at the top the ----- will stank. reason being is that the legs are touching and skin on skin sweats, and with a ----- right between, sweat + ----- juice = MEGA STANK -----, so only go for the ones with legs that dont touch

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ain't that the mutha ------' truth. Especially when that ---- be marinating for hours in a thong :3 Worst smell in the world. :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

just what i like. :y Always liked it for some reason.

You not so bad afterall scott :8


To add to the list, I don't like girls with stubby legs.

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yeah, i could do stubby legs aslong as the body is porportional and shes atelast 5'2". Porportion is what matters when it comes to a girl, by porportion i mean legs stomach, ass and chest can be completely unporportional (bigger) and it will gain bonus points. Now a girl with the perfect face is a completely symmetrical porportional face.

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i didnt know that "Ganster'S" like you can be so picky, and care so much about whats porportioned.

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He's azn. They have to fuss cause they want perfection. Despite barely open eyes and Testes smaller than a white newborn :3