Toilet Dangers
 

True story....
So I am doing my nightly reading and replys here on HMT and i notice i have to piss. So i put my laptop down and i head to my throne. I pick the lid and seat up and start peeing. I look down and i see a big piece of ---- on the porcelain of the toilet. And i thought to myself who would ---- on my porcelain when i am the only one who lives here. Now keep in mind my bathroom has dim lighting. Then all of a sudden the ---- started to walk. It scared the crap out of me but it was to late cause i was already peeing. You ain't stopping when that occurs. Then i realized it wasn't a Mr. Hanky and that it could be a scorpion or a spider curled up. Where i live scorpions, spiders, and centipedes are bad. I got done as fast as possible not spilling a drop on the floor or porcelain. I turned on another light and it was......










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How does a frog get in my house to greet me, i am still trying to figure that one out? I guess he was trying to take a swim. :o

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you got a little spooked cause of a baby frog?

gay

but up to the minute hmt pics are good.

try again pls.

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shoulda pee'd on it. you gotta work with what you have!

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so whad you do with him? anything worthy of talking about?

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I don't need to impress anyone. Its minerals in the water. You could wash your face in that bad boy!

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Try throwing some bleach in that toilet or flush after shiting, what are you trying to save water

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Im trying to make that bowl of soup, it looked very tasty. Na threw him outside so he could get fat off all the bugs and then he will probably get run over on my driveway.

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Bleach isn't good for a septic tank for one and for two its well water. BUt anyways i know i aint the only one with a ugly looking toilet and i will stand proud with those of you who keep the seat clean and the outer part of the porcelain but really don't give of ---- where the ---- floats. Don't look at it if you cant take it. :4

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carpeting in the bathroom is a def no no, must smell like mold mixed with piss, you need to upgrade to tiles on the floor and replace that shabby wallpaper


...might wanna change that toilet brush too, how the ---- do you manage to make plastic rust, at least i hope that's rust :l :-X