time for a no-holds barred call-a-thon
01-14-2007, 12:34 PM
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Re: time for a no-holds barred call-a-thon
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Props for owning up to bagging a skank. We all do it, whatever the reason drunk/lonely/confused/etc. Normally, though, within a week if not the next morning, we break it to the bitch that she's ugly as ---- and we don't want to have anything to do with her, but she was a convenient parking place for your *****. At third will get pissed and leave, a third will get desperate and obsess over you, and the last third know they are hideous and were milking your **** as long as they could, and usually let you know you can call them anytime anyplace and they won't expect you to be seen in public with them or stick around.
It looks like old girl is the obsessive type, but I have serious doubts you performed your manly duty and told her she was ------- hideous. You admit to talking to her, involved conversations about feelings and ---- regardless of whether or not you have any; you obviously feel guilty or something. Newsflash! You are a man, and you are supposed to be shallow. The reason this bitch is all up on you when you're all weak and sissy and concerned about her feelings is because you're the only type she can bag - guys as ugly as her would rather purchase hookers or beat it to **** than ---- her.
Dai, buddy, you need to attend to your business before asking HMT to intercede. Call her right now and tell it to her straight. If she doesn't take it well, let us know so we can call her and rub it in.
Thanks.
It looks like old girl is the obsessive type, but I have serious doubts you performed your manly duty and told her she was ------- hideous. You admit to talking to her, involved conversations about feelings and ---- regardless of whether or not you have any; you obviously feel guilty or something. Newsflash! You are a man, and you are supposed to be shallow. The reason this bitch is all up on you when you're all weak and sissy and concerned about her feelings is because you're the only type she can bag - guys as ugly as her would rather purchase hookers or beat it to **** than ---- her.
Dai, buddy, you need to attend to your business before asking HMT to intercede. Call her right now and tell it to her straight. If she doesn't take it well, let us know so we can call her and rub it in.
Thanks.
or you could just not have anything to do with the fat skank anymore??
i bet shes smoking the commercial 
muuhahhahaa ol fat sweaty betty 
01-14-2007, 04:30 PM
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Re: time for a no-holds barred call-a-thon
haha, thats my bong, and it hits lovely.
ok well there is no way to get around it. i had nothing better to do than bang her for a while. guilt? no. regret? ------ a. but ---- happens.
concearned about her feelings? she called me a few weeks ago and here's how the convo basically went:
"i just wanted to call and say hi" ok. "my grandmother died 3 days ago" come and get your ----, i don't really care. "well i didnt really call for my stuff" oh well, gotta go.
---- this bitch. my business has been attended to, damn near 4 months ago. i'm trying not to have anytinig to do with her, and i dont. so hence me asking for the almighty HMT to help a brother out.
ok well there is no way to get around it. i had nothing better to do than bang her for a while. guilt? no. regret? ------ a. but ---- happens.
concearned about her feelings? she called me a few weeks ago and here's how the convo basically went:
"i just wanted to call and say hi" ok. "my grandmother died 3 days ago" come and get your ----, i don't really care. "well i didnt really call for my stuff" oh well, gotta go.
---- this bitch. my business has been attended to, damn near 4 months ago. i'm trying not to have anytinig to do with her, and i dont. so hence me asking for the almighty HMT to help a brother out.
01-14-2007, 07:21 PM
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Re: time for a no-holds barred call-a-thon
Look, dai, you think you've done your job and expressed disinterest... to a logical mind, you have. Problem is, bitches are not logical beings. Your conversation should have gone as such:
"i just wanted to call and say hi" i have better ---- to do than listen to your stupidity, get to the point, -----. "my grandmother died 3 days ago" HAHAHAHA. "well i didnt really call for my stuff" After I lovingly wiped my *** with every last bit of it? Oh, well, it's the thought that counts, right? Well, I've got to go and throw it away then, feel free to not call back.
I don't mean to get up in your grill and criticise your game, I'm just trying to demonstrate skills you lack. It's obviously you've never slammed it to a hose beast before... your tactics work great with bipolar barbies that you're sick of putting up with, FWIW. You'll do fine.
"i just wanted to call and say hi" i have better ---- to do than listen to your stupidity, get to the point, -----. "my grandmother died 3 days ago" HAHAHAHA. "well i didnt really call for my stuff" After I lovingly wiped my *** with every last bit of it? Oh, well, it's the thought that counts, right? Well, I've got to go and throw it away then, feel free to not call back.
I don't mean to get up in your grill and criticise your game, I'm just trying to demonstrate skills you lack. It's obviously you've never slammed it to a hose beast before... your tactics work great with bipolar barbies that you're sick of putting up with, FWIW. You'll do fine.
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