They found jesus?
#21
Re: They found jesus?
hah, I just saw on the news last night, the evangelist guy rev. popov (not the cheap liquor) or something, the one that "healed" people on tv. He was giving out "free" holy water...and when people got it mailed to them, it came with a packet of sanctified holy salt (regular ---- you get at mcdonalds) that they were supposed to sprinkle on a $27 check wrote to him for good fortune. It also came with a ky tube of blessed holy water that they were supposed to drink...then pay him some money. On the commercial he says "call for the free holy water. if you follow the instructions, blessings will come to you." The reporter tried to interview him as he got into his porsche, but he drove off.
#22
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
hah, I just saw on the news last night, the evangelist guy rev. popov (not the cheap liquor) or something, the one that "healed" people on tv. He was giving out "free" holy water...and when people got it mailed to them, it came with a packet of sanctified holy salt (regular ---- you get at mcdonalds) that they were supposed to sprinkle on a $27 check wrote to him for good fortune. It also came with a ky tube of blessed holy water that they were supposed to drink...then pay him some money. On the commercial he says "call for the free holy water. if you follow the instructions, blessings will come to you." The reporter tried to interview him as he got into his porsche, but he drove off.
and you know there are a TON of mindless people writing checks as we type this...
#23
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Originally Posted by d16forlife
Jesus is a business full of empty hope. Mindless people need a reason to live so a preecher gives them self worth as long as the give up the $10%. Someone needs to pay for the preechers big house, luxury cars and toys right?
And this kid is totally trying to ride the coattails of the DaVinci Code. This ---- was found in 1980, and he's trying to exploit it solely for profit. Oh well, more power to him.
Originally Posted by Jorsher
hah, I just saw on the news last night, the evangelist guy rev. popov (not the cheap liquor) or something, the one that "healed" people on tv. He was giving out "free" holy water...and when people got it mailed to them, it came with a packet of sanctified holy salt (regular ---- you get at mcdonalds) that they were supposed to sprinkle on a $27 check wrote to him for good fortune. It also came with a ky tube of blessed holy water that they were supposed to drink...then pay him some money. On the commercial he says "call for the free holy water. if you follow the instructions, blessings will come to you." The reporter tried to interview him as he got into his porsche, but he drove off.
#24
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
^ Thats frickin hysterical... You know how many idiots probably fell for that too?
#25
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
minus the catholic guys, they're loaded.
i go to church occasionally and its still the same. ive visited the Mormon church as well and the leaders of the church dont get ---- from the tithing people pay. like i said before, they work regular jobs...
#26
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Oh man thats low Seems theres shitty people everywhere but a lot of religious folk like to use it for personal gain
BTW, I wonder what other religions think of this. Jews would be pointing the finger saying "told ya so" since they don't believe in Jesus at all... wonder what the muslims think? Since they believe Jesus was taken straight from Earth to Heaven, although they'd probably say it was Judas' body... hmm
BTW, I wonder what other religions think of this. Jews would be pointing the finger saying "told ya so" since they don't believe in Jesus at all... wonder what the muslims think? Since they believe Jesus was taken straight from Earth to Heaven, although they'd probably say it was Judas' body... hmm
#27
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The catholic guys around here drive newer Caddy's and the like. I'm not saying all of them do.
I'm sure theres leaders in every sect of religion that profit somehow and drive a nice *** car. Corruption isn't confined to any one particular religion.
I'm sure theres leaders in every sect of religion that profit somehow and drive a nice *** car. Corruption isn't confined to any one particular religion.
#30
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I actually work with Jesus....Jesus Mendoza. He smokes like a smokes like a chimney and drives an old beatup Caravan with the virgin mary sticker on the back with his last name in old english font right above it.