topspeed

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

90dx

Ha ha good ----.

buk9tp

LMAO,

ADMIT

were you really leaving? or were the condoms in the car

hotrex

damn kid, sounds liek a fucked uop family, id be ouut

ososlohatch

damn thats fuct up ....lol
















i bet you were going to get condoms from the car

N1ghtM0nkey

I've got my money on him actually going to go get condoms. Anyone with enough faith in this guy to take my bet?

buk9tp

oh.. it didnt happend to him... its just a post off the internet..

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=+I+...&cop=&ei=UTF-8


i thought it happend to him :P that would have actually been pretty funny tho. sounds like something off of meet the parents..

N1ghtM0nkey

That was my second guess.

crx2fast

now that was a good story haha

SkunT

jesus. what the hell havent you searched on the net.

dam good story though.