Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

Just setting the record straight. I ------- blew myself up the other night trying to light the pilot light on the heater because it starting to get down into the 60's here in Southern Arizona. I was drunk and trying to light the main burner with a light and totally missed the pilot. The gas built up and ignited while I was kneeling a 1 1/2 feet away. I have some singed eye lashes, singed eyebrows, and a slight flash burn. No big deal, but since Gay Dee felt it necessary to put me "on blast" I thought I'd explain.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

Bullshit, you got the herp from one of your gay buddies.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

Since when is 60º cold enough for use of a heater? 60 is nice. It's like 25 here.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

When you have summers in the 120's and it doesn't break below a 100 untill late October, anything below 80 is chilly. And the 60's is flat out cold here. And the rains are going to start soon.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

put on a fukin sweater

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

I turn on the heater to GET to 60 degrees. Then I slather up my man crack with rtv.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

Psshh. It stays 62 in my house at all times. Unless we run out of diesel, then it might get down to 15+ outside temp.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

----, 60 aint ----
right now it is 56 in my house and im wearing just boxers and a shirt. i dont even wear a sweatshirt untill it gets to like 45, jacket untill its 10 plus wind. i have yet to wear a jacket yet this year, just a sweatshirt

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

I love cold weather, hate the hot. I can live outside for half a year in 40F* in a shirt and short and not ever get sick or get a cold. It's like low 40's with wind and rain in washington right now. Might even snow tonight/tomorrow. Hope it does so that I can ---- around in the BMW on snow.

Re: Sum Bitch, I done blowed myself up
 

Find a place where people care what happened :)