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Old 12-04-2008, 12:31 AM
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i caught the tip in my zipper at work about 2 months ago. it sucked trying to get laid that nite
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jay
i catch my dong in zippers all the time on purpose just for the ---- of it. makes me feel alive. fan-------tastic

only thing that i hate is sitting on my *****

now thats something to cringe about

it only happends with the correct combination of underwear/pants/right kind of chair/at just the right speed/angle of sitting down

that ---- hurts

this ---- is so painful i remmeber everytime it happend to me in my life..2 different times on stools at high school, once in a doctors office (big ------- plastic chair) and once on an airplane.. (was a combination of sliding over.. then getting up to get over a arm rest then sitting down = ------- ouch)

lol i got tears in my eyes just remmebering that ----...
LOL

I have sat on my ***** and its not fun
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by highroller54
no underware modeling for me anymore :1
No one wanted to see your dirty hairy sweaty flat rate man gooch anyway :P
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by scottsi
No one wanted to see your dirty hairy sweaty flat rate man gooch anyway :P
I'm sure theres still some old fat gay guy that would still find my ---- hot.
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i have a scar from last year where i got chewed up in my carhartt overalls zipper. ever seen a carhartt zipper? they are the A-10 warthog of zippers.
WTF? Do you wear your carhartts naked?
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:32 AM
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never zippered my ---- but in football i used to smush my nuts running that ---- hurts just like being kicked
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by EGgyLShatch
WTF? Do you wear your carhartts naked?
with a shirt, there is no need for undies in an insulated set of carhartt overalls. those bitches are toasty as ----.
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:30 AM
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Why has my thread degenerated into gay lumberjack fashion tips?
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I just caught myself in my zipper, it ------- hurt.

;9

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