scottsi

So I live next to these old ***** that KEEP complaining about stupid ----. My aircompressor is too loud, when i charge it in the garage and move it to the driveway to work. The windchime keeps them up at night, so we get rid of it. There used to be this gap between our house and theirs and they'd peek over to look into my driveway/garage until we built a door to cover it up. So today, for the THIRD time a city of Oakland inspector comes out and bitches again. I feel like im getting harassed and harassed. We've been documenting everything so hopefully we can make some type of harrasment case. What should I do? I've been thinking about killing their cat, or putting bleach all over their plants in the front yard. I've been pissing on their bushes and it doesnt seem to do the job. Maybe i coudl cut their tires? I'd like to stop that ----, or atleast get some type of revenge. Why can't these old ***** die already? I swear, just ------- die.
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stevenb

File an injunction of harassment against them.

idiot-stick

old people fall down the stairs all the time. Pretty sad really.

Hitchhikkr

Pour sour milk into their air conditioner and the cowl of their car (if they can still drive)

N1ghtM0nkey

Pissing on their bushes will only accelerate their growth.

I know what it's like to have shitty neighbors though. These people that live across the street from me are some of the most retarded people I've ever encountered in my life, so much in fact that occasionally I will sit in my front room and just watch them do stupid ---- all night. It's honestly better than cable TV.

The problem is though that they've got middle school / freshman year aged kids and they are annoying as ----. Every Saturday morning that little ---- is out there riding his miniature dirt bike while I'm trying to sleep my hangover off. I got pissed off last weekend and gave them about 30 minutes of about 150dbl coming from the hatch of my CRX - the most gangster hard core ------ beats I could find all on CD, then I had my buddy come over with his open downpipe turbo ZC CRX and lay a couple dirty 2nd's in front of their house.

No trouble so far, just get creative...or go old school and leave a bag of flaming ---- on their porch.

scottsi

Well these ***** are making it difficult to work on my car. And that is one thing you don't ---- with me over. I love my car and working on it, as much as i hate it, but thats not something to mess around with. Especially when im plotting some revenge. ---- old people, i hope they die soon, but it seems to be taking forever.

Econo-Box

Yeah I got one that likes to ride his Open header Rapter down our neighboor hood. The parts that makes him a full fledged ------ is taht there is a spot to ride it about 3 more blocks over thats a nice littel spot of land, but no. he only wants to do WOT rippers in front my of my house, literaly. I hear him toolin around the whole neighboor hood just chillin and then wham wide open in front of my house. He also chooses the corner to park his F-250 4 door with 18 foot solid trailer. I've almost been hit like 2 times from folks flying around the corner and cant see me.

Bad neighboors suck. What can you do call the cops? yeah that helps. Fight fire with fire? great now you run a good chance of waking up to a fucked up car or something.

Play the legal game with them. hawk there ---- and call for any reason, Get building inspectors to come out, Call INS or something, they got a cat? if they let it out the house and it dont have tags, nab that ****** and take it to a SPCA. thats all legal.

MikeJ-2009

I would try to move to another state where the houses aren't built on top of each other. Or, I'd drill a small hole in thier radiator.

b16crex

i thought killing their cat or pooring bleach on the flowers was a pretty good suggestion. I hate old people sometimes. I live in an apartment complex and I constantly get complaints about working on my rex in the parking lot. I want to know whose complaining so i can loosen their lug nuts on the back tires and watch them drive away.

m0nee

You sir are a fucken brilliant man! Who do I call for children neglect? These neighbors of mine leaves their little rugrats running around the whole house all the time, and they've grown into the tradition of blasting spanish music superloud on any day that doesn't rain or snow. I cannot watch tv in peace during a hot day with my living room windows cracked open. Fucken insane!