ryan89crx

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southwest2118

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Tom-Guy

I just had a local asshat maximus tell me he had a 312 whp K24/K20 hybrid... with, get this, K-poop and cam gears (lol).

I got the idiot to do a burnout (while he was drunk) in front of some cops... pathetic *** ****** burnout, and somehow he gets away with it (). I roll back up, ask him to pop his hood, point out his deck height is obviously not K24 (1 ------- inch difference between K20 and K24, all above the bellhousing bolts), that there is no USB cable for his K-poop (I yanked open his glove box without asking to be let in his vehicle and laid upside down in his pass seat to peer under his pass dash with my muddy boots on his pass headrest, and told him that he couldn't buy K-series cam gears since the stock intake cam gear is supposed to flop around in a ****** manner based n oil pressure. He protested, said Harry @ Phoenix tuned the K-poop... Harry's a good guy, but he doesn't know a goddamn thing about Honduh which is why his website is www.mr2guru.com and not www.josephdavis.com.

It was kind of funny, because I was with Trav-*** who is usually a complete -------, and I was such a dick to this guy telling him in front of a bunch of people that he had some ****** stock ---- that Trav-*** was stuttering and excusing himself.

ifly87

I know a kid who just bought a 98 gsx, claims it has "over $7,000 worth of motor work done to it", after he opens the hood, I notice a 100% stock 4g63t with teh exception of an intake, hks bov(which is atmospherical/not good for that car) and a 21/2 echaust. I dont even know if its possible to put 7k in that motor and still have the t25 and 450's. Anyway he claimed it was stolen out of his driveway one night (about a month ago) and finally had to admit to the cops today that it was him. whats with these dsm retards anyways?

rudebwoy

I have a friend here with a evo 8 telling everyone he has proven 480whp, he has a stock turbo, on mods I noticed is a HKS filter, HKS BOV, and a Apexi avcr, nothing else, me and him raced in the 1/4 I missed third, and we still finish neck and neck, with 13.02 seconds. he claim he has a cosworth head.

speaking of cosworth, I saw this turkish guy with a riced the ---- out probe v6. with chevy cosworth stickers all over it, I was in shock when I saw it, cosworth badge on the valve cover but it says chevrolet.

jedijed

Back in the day I had a 16v GTI that ran mid 15's. I had a guy in a GS eclipse with MPR stickers from Everrett try to race me at a stop light and I completly smoked him, he followed me all the way to my girlfriends house which was kinda odd so that he could tell me that his car was fully built and ran 11.3 1/4. I told him that is crazy because I had just ran a 15.6 at SIR the week earlier.

hondjob

klb03mcs. that guy always finds some way to reference his gay *** mini cooper in a post. you could be talking about deep sea diving and before you know it it's a mini discussion.

JonDouglas

crxboy

HAHAH last week after football practice im walking to my s10 and theres this fat dumbass standing next to a neon and as im getting in he tells me that my truck is a POS,so i said"better than ur car" then he asked me if i wanted to race and i said no then he said he wanted to race my other car. I asked him if he even knew what it was? he said a hatchback i told him its a honda crx. He told me he still wanted to race i said"u do know its turbo" then he procceded to tell me that the crx did not come turbo so i told him i turboed it myself,He then said i was lying because u cant turbo a car it has to come stock turbo. I had my new manifold in the truck so i pulled it out and said " here the turbo manifold" he then said " thats a header not a turbo i've seen a turbo and its a big round thing" then i said "this is a trubo manifold the turbo bolts up to this" then he said again "thats a header" so at this point i had no patience for this fatass so i said" why dont u go and take so auto 1 u fat ****** mabey ull learn something" and then i drove away

sikcrx89

just the other day i was working on a kids 99 prelude. my wife works with him and asked me if i could help out,so nit wanting to say no(there was money involved) i help him out and in the process of doing the brakes he starts talking bout of friend of his has an old 67 vette and proceded to tell me his friends dad or something is some kind of engineer or something making all this custom ---- for it and then he tells me that it has a ford f-250 motor in it!!! not wanting to make him look like an *** to his face i say thats cool and go on about my buisness. just unbelievable what some peole will say to make themselves look cool. im not saying a for motor in a vette is not possible but why? with all the chevy powerhouse motors out there!! come on!!!

to all the stupid kids out there

HERES YOUR SIGN!!!