Stupid Bush Quotes
11-28-2005, 04:55 PM
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Stupid Bush Quotes
Here are some funny ACTUAL quotes said by our beloved world leader. These are word for word, I haven't added or changed anything from what he said.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
And these last 2 I don't have the exact source but they're true:
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe. I believe what I believe is right."
"If I answer questions every time you ask one, expectations would be high. And as you know, I like to keep expectations low."
Feel free to add more
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
And these last 2 I don't have the exact source but they're true:
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe. I believe what I believe is right."
"If I answer questions every time you ask one, expectations would be high. And as you know, I like to keep expectations low."
Feel free to add more
11-28-2005, 05:25 PM
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Re: Stupid Bush Quotes
Out of all the things a President needs most, communication isn't one of his strong points. A video of all the quotes combined would be better though. With so many people itching to get a punch in at him, a video would of been more convincing of his ---- ups.
11-28-2005, 05:28 PM
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Re: Stupid Bush Quotes
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Out of all the things a President needs most, communication isn't one of his strong points. A video of all the quotes combined would be better though. With so many people itching to get a punch in at him, a video would of been more convincing of his ---- ups.
OB-GYN clip
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/b...shismobgyn.htm
Can't get fooled again
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/b...bushfoolme.htm
Neither do we
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/b...shismvideo.htm
Just click here for all of them
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/
