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Has anyone else had this? Its like a giant cup o' noodles but like with this extra flavor packet ----. The only downside ive seen so far is that ive taken about 16 shits since i ate this thing in the morning. Im working in the garage and the bathroom is further away than id prefer to run when i feel a squirt coming.

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That is funny ----. literally.

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Try drinking a 1/2 cup of mineral oil. Then play the maybe its a fart/and maybe its not game. :y

More than likely that uber rare giant cup of noodles you ate has been through hell and back just getting shipped to that grocery store you got it from. More than likely contaminated with rabbit semen and feces..

You should be dead within the week.

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i guess i can stop trying to get this car done by next sunday

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sounds like me except with a bowl of my dads chili. he makes that ---- so hot, my sinuses are all fucked up with the nose running feeling like a have a cold. then an hour later im shitting my intestines out like im gonna die. bad thing is that it happens about 4-7 times before it ends. :-X :X :3

:8shits ftw!!!

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i had one it was ok, it gets old after you get to the bottom of that huge ass bowl

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those are eh... you should buy the asian noodle bowls

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yea i have all kinds of those...i love me some spicy asian noodles

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worse shits i ever had was drinking a gallon jug thing of motts apple juice. i didnt have anything to eat for quite awhile so i was hungry so i was drinking it pretty good. probibly got about 3/4s of it down. before the shits came on. but when it was there i was litterally peeing from my -------. it was pretty sick. i had to do it about 5 or so times. till i had nothing left to pee out of my butt haha.

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^^ Did your colon fall into the toilet?