some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
i was riding down the highway with some broad and she spills a meatball sandwich in my car ,it smelled bad the next morning. so i was wondering whats the best way to clean the interior (cloth from an ef civic)i was thinking about taking out the interior and hitting it with the garden hose because
1. the drivers floor part has grease footprints 2. car has a rich exhaust/oil smell 3. spilled soda stickyness whats the best way to clean this |
Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Why did you let this ignorant person in your car with a meatball sandwich in the first place?
Two things you will need; a shop vac and some Tuff Stuff cleaner. Find the Tuff Stuff at any auto parts store, comes in a yellow/red can.. foaming ----. Use the shop vac to help you out. Don't forget to spray and let the ---- soak in. This is my way of detailing out carpet/seats on cars. |
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poor gas on it! ;D
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Originally Posted by onyx
poor gas on it! ;D
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no its the ghost of x-mas past
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simple green, soak, suck it up with a shop-vac.
it will take care of it. did you get laid at least? road head? |
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Did you at least get a bite of the sandwich before she dropped it?
I ended up buying this 30 dollar thing that is like a little steamer. It is about the size of a dust buster, but it sprays out warm cleaning solution and then sucks it up. This thing got out a year old steak sauce stain like it was nothing. I think it is a black and decker. Next time, tell the crackheads you pick up at the train station to fiinsh their food before they hop in the car to "relieve" you. ;) |
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i vote, kill the bitch!
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Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
i vote, kill the bitch!
cleaning is what they were made for anyway. |
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when i had the carpet out of my crx, i hit it with a pressure washer... the amount of dirt and crap that came out was amazing. after drying (hung it up over night), it was back to like-new condition. don't use any soap if possible - it takes forever to rinse out.
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These ideas all sound good, but if the smell doesn't come out, I have a trick, works with any smell.
Take something like a sour cream container, and fill it up with vinegar, and leave it open on the floor of your car. Make sure all your windows are up, and that your car is sitting in the sun. Let it sit for a few days in the sun, and when you open it up, all the smells will be gone! You don't smell vinegar or anything either. It works, try it. Takes out smoke, dog, whatever smell. Good luck! -Brett |
Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Originally Posted by Salad Days
These ideas all sound good, but if the smell doesn't come out, I have a trick, works with any smell.
Take something like a sour cream container, and fill it up with vinegar, and leave it open on the floor of your car. Make sure all your windows are up, and that your car is sitting in the sun. Let it sit for a few days in the sun, and when you open it up, all the smells will be gone! You don't smell vinegar or anything either. It works, try it. Takes out smoke, dog, whatever smell. Good luck! -Brett |
Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
So the car was already a mess and your pissed about a sandwich. If that is a bad day for you wish I had your life.
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2 dollar air freshener, or spring for the 5 dollar crown thing.
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Originally Posted by sccaeg
did you get laid at least? road head?
then it goes to "well did you at least get a bite of the sandwhich first" man, go figure the crazy people on here had to spice it up ;D Just pay the money and have someone detail the bitch out for you if you can't get any real results from anything else.. they do have the professional cleaners and ----. |
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you can rent a crappy steam cleaner for like 30 bucks a day, do you car, then do you house carpet, then your clothes, dog, etc...
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Then after you're done you can find that hoe that spilled the ---- and beat her to a bloody mess with the cleaner... then use the cleaner to clean up that mess.
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Originally Posted by quadnie
Then after you're done you can find that hoe that spilled the ---- and beat her to a bloody mess with the cleaner... then use the cleaner to clean up that mess.
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
sounds like you have many remedies to get the job done.
so did you get laid or road head or anything.... |
Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Reminds me the lyrics of a DJ Smurf rap song.. I think the title was drippin', the song is an entertaining story about DJ Smurf picking up some permiscuiss girls from a known local "hangout" spot. One of the girls happen to give him VD so he finds her, I remember part of the song:
"I thought that I'd just let the bitch slide.. but somebody forgot to tell my nine... BLAM" Don't post and ditch man, let us know how it shook out. |
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Dj Smurf?...is'nt he with MC Gargamel :P
I just had to ;D. |
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i got nothing the bitch passed out plus im talking to her friend so i gotta play my cards right and i used the shampooer at the car wash it worked fine seats look like new
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Originally Posted by Doofnoil
you can rent a crappy steam cleaner for like 30 bucks a day, do you car, then do you house carpet, then your clothes, dog, etc...
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Shoulda made her pick that ---- up wth her anus... :P
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or is it time to strip your interior ;)
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
ok duece bigalow :P
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Re:some dumb bitch spilled food in my car
Originally Posted by d16z64life
Dj Smurf?...is'nt he with MC Gargamel :P
I just had to ;D. I just love the "pick it up with her anus" trick. Just like a stripper with a dollar bill. |
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stains,meatballs,anus,strippers.....huh :-\?
oh wait sounds like my kinda party yeah ;D |
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