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D Grade 10-02-2007 08:50 PM

So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
.....except this one is funnier than previous:

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Presidential Liaison Complex, Ikoyi, Lagos Tel: 2348056271530 E-mail: fredkojo@hotmail.com
Telegram: PRESIDENCY/FDPC
Our Ref: FDPC/FGN/EPX01/07

Date: 01/10/2007
FROM THE DESK OF:
DR. FRED KOJO, CHAIRMAN
PAYMASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION

Attn: Honorable Contractor
RE: IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE ON CONTRACT#: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF and the instruction by the President and Commander in Chief of the armed forces (Alahji Musa Yar’ Adua) that all outstanding foreign debts especially next of kin payment should be released to the beneficiaries forthwith unconditionally. From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Government of Nigeria

Your name was discovered as next of kin on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this mail. Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is (15,000,000,00M USD ONLY). Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name if there is any, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification, Send a copy of it.

As soon as this information are received, your payment will be made to you In a certified bank draft or wired to your bank account directly from Barclays Bank of London or any of the sisters bank and the a copy of transfer confirmation information’s will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.

Thanks and God bless you
MRS. JOY OBOH
FOR DR. FRED KOJO, CHAIRMAN
PAYMASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION
CALL HIM ON 2348056271530
Email: fredkojo@hotmail.com
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I always used to get them when trying to sell a car. Now this time, apparently I'm related to some rich nogger that was a contractor in Noggeria. I'M RICH BITCH!!!! O0

RotaryGeek 10-02-2007 10:44 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
haha go dig in your neighbors trash and send them there info and see what happens. if its true go kill them and get your money.

joebowlr21 10-02-2007 11:03 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!! :y

b18. 10-02-2007 11:10 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by joebowlr21
4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!! :y

Oh sweet! Wednesday bloody Wednesday.

southwest2118 10-02-2007 11:50 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
i used to get those all the time ...finely got fed up with it and broke up with my gf.

scottsi 10-03-2007 12:30 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by joebowlr21
4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!! :y

Hopefully you get banned. faggot.

D Grade 10-03-2007 01:07 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
Hopefully you get banned. faggot.

X2

D Grade 10-03-2007 01:08 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by southwest2118
i used to get those all the time ...finely got fed up with it and broke up with my gf.

Your gf was a Noggerian Contractor? :l:1 ???

southwest2118 10-03-2007 01:43 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by D Grade
Your gf was a Noggerian Contractor? :l:1 ???

NO you dumbshit >:( ....

she was sending me spam.....something about male enhancements ???

RotaryGeek 10-03-2007 03:29 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
haha maybe she was trying to tell you something. lol dont worry i got a little one too.

Tough-guy 10-03-2007 10:45 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by D Grade
Your gf was a Noggerian Contractor? :l:1 ???

LMAO


Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
haha maybe she was trying to tell you something. lol dont worry i got a little one too.

ROFLMAO

RyanB18crx 10-03-2007 10:57 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
I ------- get those all the time.. recently, I apparantly won the united kingdom lottery.. haha...

scottsi 10-03-2007 11:07 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by Tough-guy
LMAO

ROFLMAO

AHAHAHAHA

herman 10-03-2007 11:11 AM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by RyanB18crx
I ------- get those all the time.. recently, I apparantly won the united kingdom lottery.. haha...

me too. so ------ annoyin lookin through my spam folder just to see if theres anything thats not spam

lotterys, inheretance, job offers, all the same ----, such a scam

RotaryGeek 10-03-2007 06:38 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
you know whats sad? somebody is actually making a lot of money off of these things. that means there are some dumb ----------ers around here. i mean come on, who actually beleives they have a relative in nigeria. especially one that rich. i know if i had even like a 5th cousin who was that rich i would be making best friends with them in a quickness. a quick call to the parents to check and youll realize how dumb you are for even considering it.

D Grade 10-03-2007 08:39 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 

Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
i know if i had even like a 5th cousin who was that rich i would be making best friends with them in a quickness.

Make sure you spray paint yourself satin black first so that you look like a true Noggerian. ;)

imburne 10-03-2007 08:44 PM

Re: So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....
 
http://www.419eater.com

Someone posted it a week or so ago.. Check out the videos of them tricking the scammers into doing ----.. ------- priceless. :D


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