So, I got this note from landlord/roomate...
 

Henry, No more game nights from now. I don't want to see your friends every night. It takes away my privacy. No more parties. And no more messy in the kitchen and living room. It seems like your friends almost lives here so I might have to charge his rent to you,
Manish


So, I have a 60 day notice requirement in my lease, but yet I have had no power in my room/bathroom for 2 weeks now. So, should I just throw 1 epic 200 person move out party and get my ---- out, or just throw several parties of less size over a month or so period of time? Thoughts?

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This is why I don't have roommates anymore. Dorm and a few years with friends in college was fun but all I can handle for roommates. For my new job up north I just got a studio so I don't have to worry about some ------- roommate.

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Having one friend over with some beer is considered a party to him. ------- knew I shouldn't move in with a foreigner. The mess in the kitchen is his, because he cooks stuff that smells like dung and decides not to put his pots/pans in the dishwasher. We have ants, no power, a severe lack of heat, etc.

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find a way to have him deported. Problem solved.

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God, Your parents must be assholes.

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One epic party FTW. Pass out fliers and ish. Make it truly a event to get kicked out for.

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Move all your ---- out first when he isn't around, makes it that much better!

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Go ---- his mother in the ass. Take pictures, and procure a newspaper add.... POster his room with them, and get the ---- out

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go big or go home.

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Move HIS ---- out. then claim innocence

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+1 then claim squatters rights.

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Obviously this guy sounds like a ----- so physical violence is not the answer.

I say some form of bodily fluids on something he uses every day, ex: toothbrush, pillow, shampoo, things of that nature.

This guy pissed me off at a party one time so I took his toothbrush and rubbed it all over his dogs ass and took pictures during the process. Two weeks later I sent him a pic message of the deed anomalously through e-mail to his phone

I won.

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Pass out flyers for a gay sex orgy..

Move out the day before.

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Just move out... sounds like a shithole of a place anyway.

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Henry let me know I might be able to produce a live band on your huge party event

w00t bitches.

Oh and said band will have at least 30 or so dedicated friends and fans that can show up lol.

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+1 to ------- his mom

Then eat a ton of Mexican food then ---- in the tank of his toilet

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+1. Move out and then post the party. CL Orgy party FTW!

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No more messy?

---- that.

He's a ----- if he's writing a note to his roommate.

He's a ----- if he doesn't do ---- when the people are there.

Sounds like a shithole.

I'd pack and leave.

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I once had a wigger roomate in college who just annoyed me..

Went to the grocery story , bought whole fish for $5 and rammed it down his heat vent with a broom stick.

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start renting out your area to methheads. metheads vs some guy named "manish" = lol

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I wouldn't really call him a man...maybe a little manish.

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move out the day before rent is due. if you are not sublease contract, ---- him.

---- on his pillow and take the frig... I need another.

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Law here says you have to have power and basic ---- fixed within like 24 or 48 hours. Legally he probably owes you rent you have paid to him if your ---- doesn't work. I'd tell him to go ---- himself and just leave, he obviously isn't holding up his end, neither should you. One last game/party night is in order though. If he gets loud about it, which he won't as he is a -----, call him out and such.

You can figure it out.

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Henry.. I call your bluff.
You better have a huge ------- party, video tape it, make call girls come, or random nasty sluts.... Get all CollegeFuckFest on their asses. When done, have them ---- on said room mates bed.

Oh yea, btw Pics or it didn't happen bitch.

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You call my bluff? You doubt me? Someone send me a digicam in this bitch, will be returned after party...

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So the heater is busted now too, and it is a genuine 48* ------- degrees inside the house. I have upper decked the toilet in his room. So it begins

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move the ---- out dude.

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I am, takes a while to pack/move ---- haha. Then one more party.. The good thing, he hates guns, because he is a scared liberal faggot. So I clean mine every day and he just avoids being here

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If you get a sex change, I will ---- you.

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Good to know :P
Ever find a Miata?

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I thought I was the only Henry on here. What a rip.

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no you didn't

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Yes I did. He is gone for 4 days, by then, I will be gone, and his ---- will smell like dung

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hahahahahaha pics! you can't make a statement like that and not take a pic.

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I do not have a camera. Within the next 4 days, I will get one and take a picture.

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+1

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you aint done ----.