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so I drank four shots of whiskey, three beers, and half of a bottle of jose cuervo an hour before dinner last night, and finished the evening at 3ish this morning. woke up and thought I was in jail again because I was on a concrete floor. turns out I'm at my assistant manager's place, sleeping next to an empty bed that I had refused. woke up at 8am, and told her that I was getting into bed with her. she accepted. we get up at 11ish, eat, I sober up at 1130, go home, change, drive to my friend's, get my large bottle of crown royal, and promptly down two shots. drink steadily till about 530pm.

driving home to go to work, and I misjudge the median.

blew out the sidewall of my tire completely.

it's ripped. like someone took a knife to it.

whiskey is the devil.

didn't even bother going to work, decided to drink some more.

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LOL, so you drank, got some booty, and skipped work? Sounds fun

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congradulations, youve downgraded from loser to moron.

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drinking and driving, your such a cool guy.. be my friend? ::)

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you shouldn't drink and drive anyway

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Agreed. You're lucky a tire is the only casualty. You could have wiped out a family and be in jail under manslaughter charges. (Quite deservedly IMO.) I hate drunk driving...

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Note to self: When making a post containing any combination of the words "got into bed with" please have pictures. You're fired!!!

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word, and no drinking and driving, thats gay.

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Last night my buddy got too fucked up so I had to stop drinking so I could drive him home. I was so pissed I did a 5 minute burnout in his car. I never thought a VW Golf TDI could do such a massive smokey burnout :-\

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Sucks that your blew out your tire... but I think you have bigger problems on board. You might want to try this....

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/

And I dont mean this as a joke. Its your call. Drop me PM if I can help.

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word we did a nice burnout all drunk at a party last night in jeffs hatch. we were drunk but we were in the middle of ------- nowhere at this house in the sticks and we did it on the road right in front of the party, we didnt really drive the car anywhere.

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welcome to my world; soon you'll have all the attributes of billy bob thornton.

P.S. it's great to ---- your boss=job security

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your a lamer, i hope you get herpes

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Next time insted of drinking and driving, and maybe killing innocent people,just put a gun in your mouth and squeeze. That way you cut out the middle man and no one else gets hurt. :-*

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werd. and whos say "Getting into bed" with her? ???

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Damn yO, thats a whole lots boozing. YOur like Billy Bob in Bad Santa. Now just get a midget as an asst and I'm not talking about your weiner. Boozers are loser and only you can prevent forest fires.

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drinking is all good till someone/something gets hurt.
its good that you got trashed, got some ass with your manager had a good time but...

always a rule of thumb, dont drink and drive. you would be extremely pissed if you coulda paid for a cab, but instead you killed someone or injured someone.


(i think he gets the point)

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I agree with our resident midget,looser,vergin^^.