so I drank four shots of whiskey, three beers, and half of a bottle of jose cuervo an hour before dinner last night, and finished the evening at 3ish this morning. woke up and thought I was in jail again because I was on a concrete floor. turns out I'm at my assistant manager's place, sleeping next to an empty bed that I had refused. woke up at 8am, and told her that I was getting into bed with her. she accepted. we get up at 11ish, eat, I sober up at 1130, go home, change, drive to my friend's, get my large bottle of crown royal, and promptly down two shots. drink steadily till about 530pm.

driving home to go to work, and I misjudge the median.

blew out the sidewall of my tire completely.

it's ripped. like someone took a knife to it.

whiskey is the devil.

didn't even bother going to work, decided to drink some more.

 

LOL, so you drank, got some booty, and skipped work? Sounds fun

 

congradulations, youve downgraded from loser to moron.

 

drinking and driving, your such a cool guy.. be my friend?

 

you shouldn't drink and drive anyway

 

Agreed. You're lucky a tire is the only casualty. You could have wiped out a family and be in jail under manslaughter charges. (Quite deservedly IMO.) I hate drunk driving...

 

Note to self: When making a post containing any combination of the words "got into bed with" please have pictures. You're fired!!!

 

word, and no drinking and driving, thats gay.

 

 

Last night my buddy got too fucked up so I had to stop drinking so I could drive him home. I was so pissed I did a 5 minute burnout in his car. I never thought a VW Golf TDI could do such a massive smokey burnout