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sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
i posted her # in JD's -----map thread, and she's been going apeshit for a day now over it. tough-guy got her to admit that her ex gaped her ass and she didn't like it, and tried talking her into more of it. sinister dumped a few loads down her throat too, among another dozen guys as of recent.
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis on January 02, 2009, 12:55:11 AM
I figured this might come in somewhat useful planning nights out, finding sluts in the area etc.
Member locations. Also in Alphabetical order. Reply here with your slut/----- location and I will modify the list. PENNSYLVANIA Most of C0mpl3x's ex's - Pittsburgh - Also, East Brady (724) 525-0165 KCchic1227: don't act ------- stupid you fat pos herp3s simpl3x: it's not an act what are you talking about? herp3s simpl3x: how am i supposed to know what youre talking about when you message me at 4am KCchic1227: well it aint 4 am now herp3s simpl3x: doesn't change the fact that i still haven't a clue what youre talking about KCchic1227: well, you should. you are a jackass, and nowhere near the term "friend" and i could careless if we ever spoke again. of course i'm sure you can find another "friend" or a couple that are "-----s" like i am herp3s simpl3x: ...? from tough-gay: made2boost: KCchic1227: well, apparently dan wasn't involved made2boost: No, not really KCchic1227: then why'd you mention his name? made2boost: I guess he thought it was funny though made2boost: And you deleted him for it made2boost: But yeah, his level of involvement was pretty slim to none KCchic1227: so your a liar also KCchic1227: cause you sent ---- to jon made2boost: made2boost: Wait, WAT? made2boost: He just wanted to see if you would talk to a complete stranger made2boost: And yes I copied and pasted the convo KCchic1227: yeah well you failed to mention where i live & my number is on there made2boost: On where? made2boost: Oh made2boost: I HAD NOTHING to do with that made2boost: KCchic1227: hmt KCchic1227: dah made2boost: I had ZERO involvement in that ---- made2boost: Has anyone called you? (update from sinister) KCchic1227: really, it isn't funny dan hondatuner2307: would you shut the ---- up for two god damned seconds and listen to me hondatuner2307: i dont even know why i try with you sometimes hondatuner2307: so what the hells up your ass? KCchic1227: i'm a little ticked off hondatuner2307: and you take that out on me why? KCchic1227: i wasn't being mean, i just said it really isn't funny. hondatuner2307: you're not even making any sense. KCchic1227: go ---- your slutty girlfriend hondatuner2307: you go ---- yourself hondatuner2307: that was uncalled for you stupid tramp KCchic1227: yeah i hondatuner2307: you can go die now for all i care KCchic1227: i'm a tramp KCchic1227 signed off at 8:27:16 PM. her name is heather, she likes black cock, likes ---- gaping, has topless pics on hmt that her mother has seen(O0), and got diddled by her older brother back a few years :8 http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4...e184em7gw1.jpg http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2...e183ve9ia4.jpg all i got |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...rofile;u=20944
she just made a new hmt account. https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...rofile;u=18439 her old hmt account both emails work i think |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
update from quikenuf:
soccerfool2244 (8:18:55 PM): why you hate dan soccerfool2244 (8:18:59 PM): WHY soccerfool2244 (8:19:04 PM): you cannot hate dan soccerfool2244 (8:19:06 PM): or jon soccerfool2244 (8:19:10 PM): they are like aids soccerfool2244 (8:19:15 PM): just gotta love em once ya got em KCchic1227 (8:20:11 PM): who is this? soccerfool2244 (8:20:16 PM): idk soccerfool2244 (8:20:18 PM): but why tho soccerfool2244 (8:20:20 PM): not they fault soccerfool2244 (8:20:29 PM): they is ignint of what is going down in the mall soccerfool2244: i am joeseph davis soccerfool2244 (8:21:46 PM): look me up on hmt soccerfool2244 (8:21:50 PM): im the man KCchic1227 (8:21:53 PM): i don't have hmt soccerfool2244 (8:21:56 PM): you ought to soccerfool2244 (8:22:02 PM): its the kool kid klub soccerfool2244 (8:22:58 PM): your hmt name is tech4 soccerfool2244 (8:23:16 PM): cause you are technical soccerfool2244 (8:23:34 PM): just jone soccerfool2244 (8:23:38 PM): its cooool yo KCchic1227 (8:36:59 PM): hm yeah, bye. soccerfool2244 (8:37:52 PM): okay soccerfool2244 (8:37:56 PM): it was nice talking to you soccerfool2244 (8:38:02 PM): maybe we can be friends?? KCchic1227 (8:38:40 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA KCchic1227 (8:38:48 PM): friends my ------- ass you stupid ------ piece of ---- soccerfool2244 (8:38:54 PM): why are you being mean soccerfool2244 (8:38:56 PM): im drunk soccerfool2244 (8:38:58 PM): i was coerced |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
I tried to blood ninja her, but she blocked once i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
hondatuner2307 (8:58:49 PM): she fantasized about getting raped
hondatuner2307 (8:58:53 PM): andtold all of her bf's about it i guess |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Colossal win
made2boost: My comp crashed from the awesomeness of E-stalking herp3s simpl3x: lol made2boost: haha made2boost: She's all into me too made2boost: I lost the convo though Convo with the ex-GF KCchic1227: how do you know if a guy likes you? KCchic1227: LIKES likes KCchic1227: i just want to know KCchic1227: how you know if a guy LIKE likes a grl KCchic1227: yeah but how do they act if they like like someone made2boost: KCchic1227: so, how do you know if a guy likes you KCchic1227: like LIKES LIKES made2boost: Well he would be hitting on me for one, but I don't swing that way KCchic1227: haha KCchic1227: i meant Simultaneous convo with v4ltr3x I mean c0mpl3x KCchic1227: but yeah KCchic1227: here: offered me a ride home one day, offered to buy me food tonight, puts his arm around me, asks questions about me to get to know me, AND ASKED FOR MY NUMBER TONIGHT KCchic1227: those are just a couple of the things he's doen herp3s simpl3x: i'd put the 'wants exclusive pants access' before 'likes you' herp3s simpl3x: KCchic1227: those are just a couple of the things he's doen herp3s simpl3x: i'd put the 'wants exclusive pants access' before 'likes you' KCchic1227: yea right herp3s simpl3x: you'd be suprised KCchic1227: i came right out and said "i dont like having sex" herp3s simpl3x: that's like saying herp3s simpl3x: 'i ------- love cock. i LOVE orgies with 10 cocks in all my holes' herp3s simpl3x: KCchic1227: i came right out and said "i dont like having sex" herp3s simpl3x: uh huh herp3s simpl3x: that doesn't mean anything herp3s simpl3x: you may as well say that you're only into interracial KCchic1227: dave ruined the whole sex thing for me herp3s simpl3x: a2m? KCchic1227: huh? Continuation of the convo between her and I... made2boost: made2boost: It's just how it is made2boost: If a guy pays attention to you, he wants to nail you. Period made2boost: Even if on a small level KCchic1227: nail? KCchic1227: whoa whoa KCchic1227: hey now made2boost: It's the truth made2boost: That's how male think herp3s simpl3x: i just fluffed it for her made2boost: made2boost: Sorry made2boost: males KCchic1227: i know KCchic1227: i know KCchic1227: but KCchic1227: i came right out and said i dont like sex KCchic1227: like dave ruined it for me made2boost: lol made2boost: A2M made2boost: He smells blood made2boost: That signals you WANT sex made2boost: The sharks are circling KCchic1227: no no KCchic1227: we were talking about dave and i made2boost: Yes made2boost: Who is Dave, the 29 y/o? KCchic1227: and ---- he has for ced me to do KCchic1227: yeah made2boost: FORCED? KCchic1227: we'll end that right there KCchic1227: always made me feel as if i had to do certain things to make me feel wanted KCchic1227: or he'd hate me for not doing it made2boost: Well, if you are not comfortable talking about it I understand... [Side convo with c0mpl3x] herp3s simpl3x: suggest ---- herp3s simpl3x: be like 'he slipped in your butthole?' made2boost: I am going too .. KCchic1227: always made me feel as if i had to do certain things to make me feel wanted made2boost: KCchic1227: or he'd hate me for not doing it made2boost: Well, if you are not comfortable talking about it I understand... made2boost: That's pretty shitty of him made2boost: What did he make you do? made2boost: KCchic1227: like sexual ---- made2boost: Go down on him? herp3s simpl3x: danno blew a bunch down her throat made2boost: HAHAH herp3s simpl3x: +1 for calling her as he saw it herp3s simpl3x: he laughs about it now herp3s simpl3x: great times are had made2boost: Good show made2boost: KCchic1227: like sexual ---- made2boost: Go down on him? made2boost: Heather? KCchic1227: sorry KCchic1227: i just said sexual stuff made2boost: You were saying? made2boost: Against you will? herp3s simpl3x: her ------- was tighter than a ------- washer herp3s simpl3x: either that or she couldnt relax made2boost: KCchic1227: i did it KCchic1227: but KCchic1227: i felt obligated to KCchic1227: if ya know what i mean made2boost: You let him put it in your butt? KCchic1227: ugh made2boost: made2boost: It's okay KCchic1227: once and NEVER again made2boost: Almost all chicks do it made2boost: Only once? *herp3s simpl3x: ahahahaha herp3s simpl3x: i ------- KNEW it herp3s simpl3x: you know now that i think about ht herp3s simpl3x: she got the same way with me, but cept she asked for it* KCchic1227: NO KCchic1227: it don made2boost: So the guy you were dating (Dave?) did that? made2boost: The 29 y/o? KCchic1227: mhm made2boost: And you don't want to be put in that position anymore? made2boost: facedown in the pillow to please him? KCchic1227: right KCchic1227: right made2boost: Well.. made2boost: I think if you go with the new guy, he is just as likely to make you do it down the road KCchic1227: no KCchic1227: he dont like ---- made2boost: made2boost: Because he is younger he might try to get you to do A2M made2boost: Or A2OGM KCchic1227: idk your abreviations made2boost: KCchic1227: idk your abreviations made2boost: A2M = Ass to mouth made2boost: A2OGM = Ass to other girls mouth made2boost: It's real popular in adult film these days KCchic1227: yeah |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
win
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
haha. holy ----. a true HMT -----. even Dan got a load in.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
So it begins
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by junkyard racer
haha. holy ----. a true HMT -----. even Dan got a load in.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
She said no one has called her yet. a couple years ago, she would have been ripped apart by now.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
ours is going to voicemail,,,
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
I just like that your aim name is Herp3s Simplex. It makes me proud.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I just like that your aim name is Herp3s Simplex. It makes me proud.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
I coin everything, except money. :7
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
I think this should have been posted in the Forced Induction section because of all the analization.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
that was entertaining to wake up to and read
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
She said no one has called her yet. a couple years ago, she would have been ripped apart by now.
HMT used to pwn. |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Moar win I forgot to add...
The initial intro.. made2boost: Hi! KCchic1227: hi made2boost: Happy new year KCchic1227: who is this? made2boost: Adam made2boost: You are Heater? made2boost: Heather made2boost: My bad KCchic1227: adam who? made2boost: I don't think we've met KCchic1227: okay? made2boost: I was just saying hi KCchic1227: where you from? made2boost: Seattle WA originally made2boost: But I live in Tempe AZ KCchic1227: oh made2boost: Where are you from may I ask? KCchic1227: pa made2boost: Ah made2boost: I had family out there KCchic1227: when? made2boost: They all pased away in a plane crash in '95 KCchic1227: ? ... KCchic1227: i lived in kentucky before that and we had a ---- load of snow lol KCchic1227: i was like 2 and got lost in it! haha KCchic1227: and when we got it up here.. i got lost in the snow too!! lol KCchic1227: i was like 3 KCchic1227: lol made2boost: I was visiting my Grandma....you know before the accident made2boost: KCchic1227: sry made2boost: It's not your fault made2boost: The FAA said something about a ruptured fuel pump ... made2boost: What did you do for new year? KCchic1227: worked til 10 made2boost: Ugh KCchic1227: i work at 9 am tmrw KCchic1227: so i should be asleep made2boost: Sleep is overrated made2boost: Why work crazy hours? KCchic1227: my cousin fell out of a tree so i have his 9-4 tomorrow on top of my 4-8 made2boost: You should march in there and grab your boss by the face and say "Hey, you look here. I ain't orking these ---- hours no mo'!" made2boost: And if he cops an attitude just tell him " If you fire me I might go postal!" made2boost: It has a 50/50 chance of working. lol KCchic1227: i called dibs on my cousins hours KCchic1227: lol ... KCchic1227: im still here. i jus put my away message up made2boost: ah made2boost: it's.. made2boost: www.myspace.com/xxxxxxxxxxx made2boost: Do you mind if I check out your profile? KCchic1227: u prly have b4 KCchic1227: cuz ur like a stalker |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
i wonder if anyone but quikenuf has called
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
get her drunk and pimp her out.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
how ------- old are you guys? this ---- might have been entertaining in high school :-\
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
how ------- old are you guys? this ---- might have been entertaining in high school :-\
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/9872/el30wirf8.gif |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
get her drunk and pimp her out.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
update is she got called, said something to me in a text about giving her number out, and told me to drive off of a bridge and drown in a lake.
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Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
More lulz (Unrelated)
The rotisserie "invented by the ThoughTM coined by Complex" herp3s simpl3x: http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs20/f/20...leenaraven.jpg made2boost: What's this? CP? CP! made2boost: Who are those chicks? made2boost: No one you know? herp3s simpl3x: random chickies on dA made2boost: Rapeable factor 10 made2boost: That dude is a ------- tool though herp3s simpl3x: yup made2boost: He should have at least two fingers in each of their asses made2boost: Wat a fag herp3s simpl3x: 5 in the goo 5 in the poo herp3s simpl3x: like a hand puppet made2boost: 5 in the poo and jerk yourself while you cock her vaginally herp3s simpl3x: epic made2boost: Pound her ---- cavity while she blows your friend, then the two of you stand up at the same time and spin her around like a rotisserie made2boost: Then speed punch her rib cage like a human piniata so she tightens up herp3s simpl3x: win |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
take me complex. take me.
http://a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1959a14c6d.jpg yowza http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...bcd0a69e4e.jpg yummy http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...d2aac0d144.jpg haha anyone remmeber the hollister girl from jj.am http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...af29b84a27.jpg |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
More lulz (Unrelated)
The rotisserie "invented by the ThoughTM coined by Complex" herp3s simpl3x: http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs20/f/20...leenaraven.jpg made2boost: What's this? CP? CP! made2boost: Who are those chicks? made2boost: No one you know? herp3s simpl3x: random chickies on dA made2boost: Rapeable factor 10 made2boost: That dude is a ------- tool though herp3s simpl3x: yup made2boost: He should have at least two fingers in each of their asses made2boost: Wat a fag herp3s simpl3x: 5 in the goo 5 in the poo herp3s simpl3x: like a hand puppet made2boost: 5 in the poo and jerk yourself while you cock her vaginally herp3s simpl3x: epic made2boost: Pound her ---- cavity while she blows your friend, then the two of you stand up at the same time and spin her around like a rotisserie made2boost: Then speed punch her rib cage like a human piniata so she tightens up herp3s simpl3x: win |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
buk, you should buy her fur coats. insta-lay :y :6
on a side note, you'd get laid before sinister and kain do |
Re: sluts been blowing up my phone/IM for a day now, callathon?
Originally Posted by jay
The ToughTM WAS COINED BY ME FAGGOT
Whoa! Sorry you didn't get an honorable mention. Don't blow us up over it. :o |
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