Jorsher

Just use antifreeze for poison and be sure to tell your brother its not koolaid. If there are stray crackheads put up a sign for crack-flavored koolaid, they're worse than stray cats IMO.

You can also tie a ball of yarn to the pin on a hand grenade or strategically place catnip on a mine or other explosive device. If the explosion is big enough, the cat will be instantly vaporised into a fine bloody mist and you won't have anything to clean up.

Alternatively, maybe buk (oops, jay) can post a how-to on skinning and cooking cat.

bakercivic95

If buk does that then he should start a new thread on how to prepare ----- (cat) for the eating

BigBird

I was in dvst8r's garage the other day torquing my head down when a couple crows fell out of the tree lol.

buk9tp

our religion prohibits us from eating anything with claws.. i.e. no dogs or cats lions or w/e
no birds with incisors

also im pretty sure i couldnt bring myself to eat a cat.. i admit id live to try rats.. (field rats.. not city rats) but ---- if im gonna eat a cat..

anyone saw that show with the dude that lives with wolves and eats field rats like em? ---- yeah that was bad ***













ok im done

Bone1

I've killed about 50-60 cats and 30-40 dogs in a weeks time.

Dumbass owners don't have the heart to take their unwanted animals to the shelter, but just let them go "wild" in the country.

7.62x39 HP will ---- up a dog!

ghettoturbo

wtf? just call animal control, someone might want them as a pet

BirdmanMD

KILL IT!! KILL THE CAT

scottsi

use a subsonic 22 for those cats

Tom-Guy

You know the statistics on that route?

BigD

If it's like here they won't do anything. The have no leash law in the county and won't come pick them up. They told us all we could do is take care of it or catch them and bring them in. The little ******* are mean and will scratch/hiss at you. Found out they don't like bottle rockets though.