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Old 01-11-2009, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Perfek360
you fucked up by lettin her feel like all she is is a booty call. once that happens all you will get is the anti **** defense. your gonna have to do some serious damage control to get back to how it once was. i bet it all started by only callin her up only when you wanted to ----. best way to fix it is to start callin her outa the blue just for conversation, then she will feel like she isn't just a piece of *** to you. and all you have to do is call her a couple times a week and have a 10 min convo with her to see whats up and how she is doing, pretty much about nothing....do that for a couple weeks and then when you start callin her to "hang out" she will be more willing to do ----, but remember to mix the convo calls and booty calls up with this girl. remember, all girls like to have sex, but all girls don't like to feel like *****.

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls

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She kept callin me but I held strong


You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:05 PM
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I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:24 PM
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completely relevant.

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:37 PM
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AWESOME advise here on HMT

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----.
Absolutely....
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Old 01-11-2009, 07:00 PM
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I'm going to have to remember that.
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls


You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.
Quoted for incomplete truth. Steve forgot to mention you put her in charge of ordering supplies, configuring kits, taking orders for, and shipping oil line kits while you kick back and get a **** job from her younger sister.
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:40 PM
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No younger sister, but a T3, T25, and 14B oil line kit can be taught to any bitch. I say so.
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:56 PM
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I'm telling you. I coulda turned out more hoes than Too $hort and Don the magic wan. It's koo doe.
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