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juli0_bustamante 03-14-2008 09:02 PM

sharted again.....
 
Sike!!!!


thought it would be funny if i did. Its been a while. Ill try to do that in 08' :1

stillnoturbo 03-14-2008 09:10 PM

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you got issues bro if your trying to shart. You shart at my house your ass is hitting the curb cabron. :P

Dr.Boost 03-14-2008 09:27 PM

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I was hoping for a picture. >:D
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SpankedYA! 03-14-2008 10:10 PM

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I still tell the Julio sharting story to friends.

Ravage70 03-15-2008 12:14 AM

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I just can believe this sharting business of yours. How loose is your -------?

crx2fast 03-15-2008 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ravage70
I just can believe this sharting business of yours. How loose is your -------?

its from all those burritos :8

its been a little while since your last poop in the pants.. i feel one comming soon 8)

AgentMurdoc 03-16-2008 08:42 PM

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haha... stinkin' julio. you funny funny man.

Cray91 03-17-2008 03:28 PM

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This is one hell of a thread

imburne 03-19-2008 06:53 PM

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We gotta celebrate on the next shart!! What are you eating over there anyhow? The Caucasians here will never have that problem since the spiciest thing they eat is the hot sauce packets from taco bell :) This is a real problem in the hispanic community. My anus fell in the toilet the other day and I just flushed it down. They grow back right??

juli0_bustamante 03-20-2008 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by imburne
We gotta celebrate on the next shart!! What are you eating over there anyhow? The Caucasians here will never have that problem since the spiciest thing they eat is the hot sauce packets from taco bell :) This is a real problem in the hispanic community. My anus fell in the toilet the other day and I just flushed it down. They grow back right??

yeah, our anuses are like lizard tails....
:P

i am king sharty pants!

Bone1 03-21-2008 01:52 AM

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I sharted myself last September, drove home over 100 miles,

Food poisoning + HEAT + beer = kaboom!!!!! It runied the pair of short I was wearing and the towel I was sitting on.

Not a good day.

imburne 03-21-2008 04:44 AM

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I sharted in my 99 civic ex before I did the build on it. Was about 8 months ago.. I remember I was driving and I had to go so ------- bad!! I was on a time attack all the way home.. There was times where I was panicking and my eyes were all rolling in the back of my head, lol.. Well yeah I sharted a little, did get through to the seat a little. I ended up using the carpet cleaner on my seat. It was pretty embarrasing cause I even left the car running and unparked when I got home. I sold it, so some other ------- is sitting in my caca seat >:D

90dx 03-26-2008 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mista Bone
I sharted myself last September, drove home over 100 miles,

Food poisoning + HEAT + beer = kaboom!!!!! It runied the pair of short I was wearing and the towel I was sitting on.

Not a good day.

Thats when you need a DX with vinyl seats :D

J-MAN 03-26-2008 04:25 AM

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dude sharting sucks pretty bad, but from my experiance it only happens when im far away from home. when you think its just gonna be a stinky fart then, BAM. :-[

Bone1 03-26-2008 04:53 AM

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I was very intoxicated at the time, drove home.

It was a farm party, shooting followed by drinking.....loaded guns still in the trunk.

It would have been bad if I got pulled over.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...y/P9220006.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...y/P9220012.jpg

75 rounds from 15 yards, two pistols and three mag changes, pulling the trigger as fast as I could and still be on target

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...y/P9220013.jpg

Drinking from the JUG of death!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...y/P9220024.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...y/P9220023.jpg

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Bone1 03-26-2008 05:01 AM

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---- ME!!!!!!!!

I just went downstairs to get my last beer and take a piss, sharted myself. No stain on the tighty whiteys.

J-MAN 03-26-2008 05:03 AM

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hahaha

juli0_bustamante 04-12-2008 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
hahaha


you think thats funny? check the GD... it happened again in 08....yesss!!!

stillnoturbo 04-12-2008 07:40 PM

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ummm....it's funny cause most people would say no. lol. You sick ----! :-*


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