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Old 03-05-2008, 10:57 AM
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i dont like the feeling of hot sauce comming out my *** hole so i can only imagine it going in. and i say no to drugs. tonite i am gonna try some of this delay cream i got, ill report back
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Just think of something repulsing. It will help keep it back. Here just imagine this next time:




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If you are that quick to bust a nut, think about cars, or anything which occupies your mind while you ----.

I think about stuff I enjoy, its only when I'm not thinking that I bust a nut. As for the lack of birth control, what a stupid idea.
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extacy works great too.. and its fun!..
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I usually start going through a list of parts that are in an engine, starting from the intake manifold, down to the oil pan, and over to the turbo with everything in between. Just whatever takes your mind off nutting. After about 15 mins or so though, I can just jackhammer the ---- out of anything
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if i get too close to the point of no return i just think of snowboarding naked cause its ------ cold
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I usually start going through a list of parts that are in an engine, starting from the intake manifold, down to the oil pan, and over to the turbo with everything in between. Just whatever takes your mind off nutting. After about 15 mins or so though, I can just jackhammer the ---- out of anything
i actually did this yesterday morning, it worked great, lol. i guess i actually gotta practice on focusing a little more on other things. next i am gonna try the desenitizing cream and a lil non focus and see how it works out. she need a real good pounding!
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