sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
03-03-2008, 11:32 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
bust 3 nutss at home before sex then drink one glass of milk and have a good meal go to a jamican store and get some tiger stone rub a tiny bit on the head of your dick at least one hour before sex ,,, then when you bang you kill her and you will not be able to com i bet you 100 dollars that she will pass out
i tend to do this when im done with the girl im seeing works everytime ...
i tend to do this when im done with the girl im seeing works everytime ...
03-03-2008, 11:34 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
so i went over her house last nite, and she had went food shopping. shes a good listener cuz she brought a bunch of stuff i like. insted of buying 1% she brough some whole milk, insted of white eggs she brought brown. next time i stay over i am going to ask her to make breakfast
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
No, you like when she's taking it. Wait until the behind your back "oops, I forgot" sabotage kicks in. It happens to all of us Smiths. Just get the visectomy now and don't tell her. Then you can laugh at her when she's trying to sabotage and can't figure out what the ---- is wrong. Then bang her mom.
If someone doesn't make this post nsfw, I'm gonna start shooting.
03-04-2008, 09:58 AM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
the best thnig is you get snipped then the little whoe will tell you shes knocjed up. just play along for 9 months like this kid is your would, she never has to do anything. she can be a stay at home mom. then on the nineth month, mail her your v job paper work and tell her shes a dirty -----
this never happened to me
this never happened to me
03-04-2008, 12:20 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
the best thnig is you get snipped then the little whoe will tell you shes knocjed up. just play along for 9 months like this kid is your would, she never has to do anything. she can be a stay at home mom. then on the nineth month, mail her your v job paper work and tell her shes a dirty -----
this never happened to me
this never happened to me
hahahahahahaha....priceless
03-04-2008, 06:12 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Then what the ---- is the problem. Keep ------- eventually you will be able to last 15 min. 
The purpose of sexual activity is to pleasure, it seems both you and her are pleasured at the end of sex. No problem!
The purpose of sexual activity is to pleasure, it seems both you and her are pleasured at the end of sex. No problem!
03-05-2008, 09:41 AM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
yeah, i am just trying to be greedy. i was over her house last nite, i put in some work. still cant get the ---- thing going, worked the finger for a while, lubed it up nice, but this ---- virgin cant take the dick yet. i am going to have to buy her some ---- toy or something to help open it up
03-05-2008, 10:40 AM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
put hot sauce in your -------.. i heard that on Curb Your Enthusiasm. .. it sounds like it works..then sum dude told me that he put cocaine on the head of his dick and he fucked this girl for hours..
