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Old 03-03-2008, 02:10 AM
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Get one of these:



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Old 03-03-2008, 02:38 AM
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thats really cool, too scared to try it though
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I turn to Bernie Mac for sex advice.



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Old 03-03-2008, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Rub vagasil on your ****. You won't feel a thing.
are you serious? does that really work? that's interesting and funny. putting vagina creme on your **** to keep your **** in a vagina.
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:33 AM
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yeah so i went over her house last nite, actuallyi just got back home, it 89 am. i did pretty good. the first nut we fucked for a good 15 mins. i actually had her blow me then she rode me for a good while. suprisingly i felt alot less like i was gonna nut while she rode me.

shes 26, and claims she hasent been with anyone for a long time. no kids and that ---- is super tight. sometimes after i bust my first nut i dont get as hard and have a hard time getting back in. i stuck my finger in her *** andd it felt like a nice stack of tight rubberbands. ---- is my next mission. when i used to have sex with my ex she got soooo wet that there was a huge wet spot on the bed, this girl is like the complete opposite. she does get wet, but i think she can use a lil more juice. i am going to get a nice bottle of lube so i can have fun in the ----- and the ***.

as far as BC goes, right now we use the pull out method which sucks ***. last night i wanted to nut inside her sooo bad, but i am not trying to get that 18 year sentence.

i have had sex after a few drinks, yes it def does help. but until i talk her into getting the shot, no drunken sex, dont want no mistakes

i did not meet her on a tow. i ended up towing her across a few states like the first week we met, def helped me get into the -----

so i went over her house last nite, and she had went food shopping. shes a good listener cuz she brought a bunch of stuff i like. insted of buying 1% she brough some whole milk, insted of white eggs she brought brown. next time i stay over i am going to ask her to make breakfast
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:36 AM
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I predict in a couple weeks you'll realize you've been hittin it like iron man.

Then you'll realize she's beat to ---- and loose as hell from getting pounded every time. So you'll ease up to let her recover and you'll realize that that won't keep you hard anymore.
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your detailed posts make you sound like a virgin

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Old 03-03-2008, 12:41 PM
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you can try busting a nut earlier in the day before you see her to desensitize yourself
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Pulling out works, I did it for like a year, but I would never try it again, constantly nerve racking, BC for the win.
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Pulling out works, I did it for like a year, but I would never try it again, constantly nerve racking, BC for the win.
Sometimes I pull out just to make a mess, or if I know we're going to take a shower right after. 99.9% of the time I just let it rip. I <3 birth control.
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