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Possibly the most amazing article ever written:
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/8...S_Masturbation Just to give a little snapshot: Attachment 25108 |
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If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!
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Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
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This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
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Reality: Oral and ---- sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.
LMFAO!! Is that one a joke too or is that real? That's priceless if it's real. |
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Wtf is wrong with devout christians
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i sat here for a while trying to come up with an answer, i got nothing :1
they are overly devoted |
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...it has to be a joke.... :S
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that is the got to be one of the dumbest things iv ever heard
this is why im so against religion |
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2813
lol, found something to keep me busy, these people are down right funny :1 |
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a new WORST THREAD EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This thread sheds light on just how idiotic and ignorant some of you are in regards to religion.
The website is a joke, you ------- morons. |
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im laughing my ass off at the site that buk posted
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
This thread sheds light on just how idiotic and ignorant some of you are in regards to religion.
The website is a joke, you ------- morons. |
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), *27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers. |
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), *27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers. fuckers got bank, someone should try to get sponsored :y hahaa |
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why would I wanna stop?
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We can obviously type fine one handed... pfffft.
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Best video ever! Agree 100%...even being a girl I agree with the no hand job thing. Just looks painful for him...unless you do have some kind of lube.
The rest of the forum, what a ------ joke! |
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Haha...we should do a mass HMT bomb-a-thon on their pathetic site. I can't honestly believe that there are people this dumb out there, and if they are no wonder the world hates them. :P Radical Christians are almost as bad as radical muslims... :X
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Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Haha...we should do a mass HMT bomb-a-thon on their pathetic site.
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Who the hell wants to commit a crime after rubbing one out. They should compare sleeping times to masturbation.
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IT'S A JOKE.
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Originally Posted by Hitchhikkr
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
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