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Old Aug 8, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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Possibly the most amazing article ever written:

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/8...S_Masturbation

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Old Aug 8, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1763
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 12:53 AM
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...turbation.html
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:07 AM
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If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!
Lies. I laughed my *** off all the way through it.


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Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
Yea because I wack off in front of everyone at my desk all the time..

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This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
.... so did practially all doctors, lawyers, world leaders, etc


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Reality: Oral and ---- sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.
Ok this is definately a joke. Oral sex is illegal in what state?



LMFAO!! Is that one a joke too or is that real? That's priceless if it's real.
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:26 AM
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Wtf is wrong with devout christians

Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:29 AM
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i sat here for a while trying to come up with an answer, i got nothing :1

they are overly devoted
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:36 AM
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...it has to be a joke....
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
bad *** dyno, good numbers
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:47 AM
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that is the got to be one of the dumbest things iv ever heard
this is why im so against religion
Old Aug 8, 2007 | 01:49 AM
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2813


lol, found something to keep me busy, these people are down right funny :1



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