I'm coming home from MacDonald's and it's rainy and poopy here. Anyway, just got off work and I'm hungry. There's fresh whole roadkill in the middle of the road so I do the average thing and straddle it. Now my car is lowered, but by Eibach Sportlines so I'm not tucking alot. No lie, I go over it and my car jerks and I hear "Chhhssssshkkkkk" I'm minutes from my house so I drive it out and get home, pull into the garage, stoop down to see that the opposum just owned my cat heat shield. It's bent straight down in the middle dragging the ground. AHHHHH!!!!! How gay is this!?!? Can I just bend it back up or should I just cut it off there or heck take it all off? I got to wait for it to cool though. That'll be a while so any ideas or anyone else care to share their roadkill stories?


JP

 

lol. wow.

 

heat shields are for -----s

Finish the job the opposum started and do us all a favor. Run over kain.

 

Do I need that heat shield then? It's just stock exhaust for now. Run over Kain? I'm lost now.


JP

 

no

Yes, if a 10 pound possum did that much damage imagine what a 5'4 180 lb kain would do to it.

His fat should form a bond with the heat shield, causing it to rip off leaving you with free time to masterbate and play with your *****

 

LOL. Oh my. Thanks!


JP

 

180?

more like 140.

 

omg that was ------- halarious

 

maybe go around next time huh?, put those springs to work

 

I'm lowered 2.5" I hit EVERYTHING, you get used to it after a while. Was funny when I had my brother change my oil when I was sick, he kept finding pieces of fur and feathers all over the underside :P