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I'm planning on working in Aspen again this summer (I'm from Buffalo). Last summer I had to be there by may 10th, just a few days after school ended, but I already have the training now so I don't have to be there until a few weeks later. So I'm going to ride my bicycle to Aspen. O0 I shouldn't take more than about 15 days to do, maybe a couple more, and I will have gangster status. Its around 1700 miles I believe, and my current roommate wants to join me on the journey. That concludes my random post for the day.

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will the two of you ride one bicycle?

http://www.pianopeddler.com/resized/GayPrideBike-1.jpg
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/...d417c0ae08.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kitchengal/giftunes/bicycle.gif


bonus
http://www.weirdspot.com/alexandro/woman_bicycle.jpg

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lol like a pedal bike? holy ---- im 6 foot 175 and im in decent shape and i get winded after a couple miles. you must cardio train alot.

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You realize with the elevation difference from buffalo to Colorado, you'll be going uphill most of the way.

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Im a fat kid so i ride motor bikes but i have friends who go on retardedly long road trips. They spend more on their peddle bikes than i do on my motorcycle.

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Well I did a lot of cardio last summer in aspen, bunch of 12-16 mile runs because I was sort of training for a marathon, but I fucked up my ankle at the end of august and its still hurting pretty good, so I haven't been running as much. Will be ready to cross the country by spring though, and will be looking for HMT houses to sleep in and sisters to sleep with O0

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700c road bike? better have a nice bike :)

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over 100 miles a day? youre nuts. I bet it will be fun though if you can do it without killing yourself.

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100 miles/day is actually pretty reasonable once you get into the swing of things. The first couple days will be shorter because you just don't have the "bike" muscles unless you've been training intensely on a bike-- running helps with cardio in general, but doesn't build the biking muscles. The last couple days will likely be a bit shorter too b/c it will be through mountain passes :S

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you need any bike ----? guy i bought a motor from gave me a truckload of bikes for nothin.

and, vouch for the tard ankle

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Until he starts up the Rockies it'll be nothing. I advise going long on the milder flatland stuff, Evan... I know you're in shape, but a nonstop ascent plus thinning air = delay.

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i hope chupacabra rapes you about the idaho region

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http://www.exit171.com/wp-content/d&d.jpg

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Heh, if you do this have someone call your local news station, you'll be a local spotlight :P

And buy a car in Aspen so you don't have to ride back :X

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bicycles are for faggots. i hate those queers that ride those ------- thing around in the road. i want to run them over.

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If I hadn't already seen pics of you to know that you're a tubby bitch that post would have said everything.

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i wasn't always tubby and riding bicycles is for queers.

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You are tubby due to your lifestyle, and you'll just get tubbier.

If you think riding a bicycle is for fags, pull your sweet Camaro up next to a cyclist and tell them you think they are a fag and want to fight. You'll get your ass beat; most of those guys are ripped and a lot stronger than their size would lead you to believe.

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funny you mention that, because i do it all the time. did it just a few days ago, some idiot on a bike runs the red light while all the cars have to stay stopped, then rides in the ------- road. so i yell out the window "hey faggot don't run red lights".

next light is red, he speeds up next to my car starts whining about how you can turn right on red lights which is true but 1. he didn't stop and 2. he went straight. i went on a rant about how they want the rights as cars but don't follow the rules of the road and that if i saw him do that ---- again i was going to smash his bike. he flipped me off and i burned off in front of him spraying him with rubber and smoke.

guys on bicycles are queers plain and simple.

BICYCLES AND RAINBOWS ARE GAY!

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Bikes > baseball, tubs.

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bikes or bicycles??? lol

bicycles = gay

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Truth, JDizzle.


And random-miss, the guys on bicycles that are fags are easily identifiable and follow most other norms of gay identification. They wear tight, expensive clothing, and they will generally tend to have narrower seats that will wedge farther up their ass. Most cyclists aren't so bad

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At what point in his trip do you think he'll be passing through Idaho? Didn't pay attention much during geography did ya?