Re:Remember your first time?
 

:-X damnit... good comeback stealth ;)

Re:Remember your first time?
 

You guys are making me out to be some shy white guy. :D It's more of a "after lots of porn lately, what could be exciting about this thread" arguement.
If it was a bunch of chicks telling their stories, I'd be all about it, :o 8) but dudes telling me just is not entertaining. Actually I think it may even be against the "gay porn" rule. I'm gonna go check with my congressman. 8)

Re:Remember your first time?
 

Well then, lets talk about politics. Old, bald, grumpy men bitching to each other about how they are right and this other guy is wrong in a never ending battle of overgrown egos and power hungry attitudes with drawn out speeches about how America will be a better place if we elect/pay him to make speeches and lie to us day after day. Is that better than sex? ???
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i was 13 and the chick was 18, seriously, she wasn't that hot. her boyfriend was in jail and she was my sisters friend and wanted my sister to stay the night and keep her company. well me being the juvenile delinquet that i was, invited my self and one of my friends over as well. i had about a quarter bag and a 2 litre of mixed liquor (samples from all of what was in my dads stash :P) well, i made some brownies and we all smoked a fatty (except for my sister, she's a goody goody) and next thing i know this chick called me back to her room and i was bustin guts ;D i did pretty good since i was drunk, hey not many people can say they made a chick cum their first time ;D anyways, my boy was zoned out in the living room and i thought he was asleep, he heard the whole thing and was like wtf? what if tommy finds out about this ---- (her boyfriend was like 22 and i was 13 :P). needless to say, i tapped it out for about two weeks and got some practice in, then started concentrating on the weak and vulnerable freshmen 8)

Re:Remember your first time?
 

wanna hear what me and my friends used to do...
and I know you fuckers did the same ----...

hoggin or whaling (its the same dam thing)

we would all put like $20 in a hat, get drunk, then go to the mall (it was the cool thing at the time) and find the biggest chic and bring her back to our "party" and ---- the hell out of her.- we were usally really mean to them. tell her shes fat, and ugly and smelt like salt. LOL,
then the person who who fucked the biggest chic got all the money. usally you could make $200-$250 so it was worth it. and you were drunk anyways and usally didn't remeber it anyways.

but one time, -well thats all im gonna say.

Re:Remember your first time?
 

^^^^ that is FUCKED up, not that I haven't participated in some FUCKED UP ---- in my day. So I guess I'm not one to judge.

Re:Remember your first time?
 

thats supposed to be funny right?

Re:Remember your first time?
 

----, the first time i ever kissed someone was last year. she was hot as ---- though. everyopne in greec laughs about it cus we where like lip locked for like an houre and a half and i found some gum in my mouth that i didnt have there before. so i casually gave it back to her. lol. man malibu gets you pretty drunk.

Re:Remember your first time?
 

^^^^please tell me you are joking. How old are you?
Malibu is only like 14% you musta drank a ---- load, but i guess it would hit a little guy like you pretty hard ;)
i think we need pics to believe this story

Re:Remember your first time?
 

THis treah is suoer dooper gay! :P