bigdaddyvtec

cues up dueling banjos....

Loki

Tom-Guy

That movie was filmed in my backyard, not in the PacNW.

MikeJ-2009

She said during the layover she was downtown and saw nothing but stanky homeless *****. I told her that from my Portland experiences, the kids hanging out aren't really homeless, it's just cool to look like you're homeless in Portland.

I'm ashamed you allow that ----, Johnny. -3 clan robes for you, pal.

gon3r

i hope for you steve, wifemode never comes to canada. she won't want to go back home!

QikEnuF

That means Aaron will ---- your wife and feed her real maple syrup and let her smoke good pot and drink good beer.

45psi

yeah most of those homeless peeps are heroin addicts

McBoost

Although Portland does have a shitload of stinky hippies, it's also the strip club capital AND the microbrew capital of the US.

Tom-Guy

In ashEVILLe there were a lot of kids who dropped out of school and lived on the streets "'cause it's cool, dude" ten years ago (up the the present). Most are still on the streets. SO COOL.

Any liberal bastion of communism on the hippy roster like Portland/ashEVILle will field so many soup kitchens and shelters that every homeless person gets three squares, a cot, and medical care so that their only worries are condensed to scamming enough money to buy some malt liquor and peeing in public places. It's not morally correct to judge people or express expectations, so you let them do what they want and take care of them.

Darkelvis

I'm glad I live somewhere where we can still yell at the homeless ***** to get a job.