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Wifemode just got back from a Portland flight, and she says that all the passengers were granola loving hippies. I've got a yapping ass wife in my ear as I type telling me stories about your fucked up people. Something about deoderant is illegal up in your ---- too? ??? She goes to Amsterdam and doesn't have ---- to say about it, and Portland is declared the faggot capitol of the world?


---- man, I thought you had your white mans badge too. Guess not, queer. :l

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portland is ------- gross and filled with liberal cockfiends

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Jonny, your redneck status is in question. Do you or do you not like Sweet Tea?

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stealths posts make me happy :)

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:3 True story.

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thank you stevemode, i needed a good laugh tonight

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Johnny's redneck persona is actually eccentric in his state's already eccentric culture; thus making him an uberhipster.

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you are correct sir

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don't you live in st helens or some ---- though?

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yes i don't live in portland or very close.

i live north of portland along the river

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cues up dueling banjos....

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That movie was filmed in my backyard, not in the PacNW.

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She said during the layover she was downtown and saw nothing but stanky homeless fucks. I told her that from my Portland experiences, the kids hanging out aren't really homeless, it's just cool to look like you're homeless in Portland.

I'm ashamed you allow that ----, Johnny. -3 clan robes for you, pal.

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i hope for you steve, wifemode never comes to canada. she won't want to go back home!

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That means Aaron will ---- your wife and feed her real maple syrup and let her smoke good pot and drink good beer.

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yeah most of those homeless peeps are heroin addicts

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Although Portland does have a shitload of stinky hippies, it's also the strip club capital AND the microbrew capital of the US.

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In ashEVILLe there were a lot of kids who dropped out of school and lived on the streets "'cause it's cool, dude" ten years ago (up the the present). Most are still on the streets. SO COOL.

Any liberal bastion of communism on the hippy roster like Portland/ashEVILle will field so many soup kitchens and shelters that every homeless person gets three squares, a cot, and medical care so that their only worries are condensed to scamming enough money to buy some malt liquor and peeing in public places. It's not morally correct to judge people or express expectations, so you let them do what they want and take care of them. ::)

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I'm glad I live somewhere where we can still yell at the homeless fucks to get a job.

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+1

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Around here they are indians, piss themselves and I yell at them to get a ------- job

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we still do it here. :)

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And the crowd of Mexicans at 7-11 that try to pile into my dad's pickup when all I want is a ------- Slurpee.

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She might enjoy the gay conversations with all the passive Canadians, but when she needs a husband, only an American badass will do.

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To add to what JD said,

Here is like a daily thing for the local cops to raid these homeless camps and basically just trash their ---- and make sure they dont come back to that spot. ------- awesome. :y

I cant ------- stand homeless fucks. They get free meals and make more money than I do sitting doing nothing. :3

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That is always epic. We've had that happen a few times, then they realize there are rifles in the back window (3 weeks ago :) )

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If they hop in, why don't you take them for a hell ride? >:D

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Unfortunately, they have rights in northern VA. goddamn bleeding hearts.

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Yeah, for real. The police in NoVA protect the illegals. In Winchester you can beat up Mexicans for no reason, you could say one threatened you and that's enough. In Northern VA you better have a damn good reason.