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Ok just wanted to start a thread about some random stories that happened to your or some friends or whatever. I'll start.

Well this one has nothing to do with me, it happened when I was in High School. Some of the guys I played hockey told me about doing it at a party.
It happened to be a friend of theirs birthday so they got him really ---- faced til he passed out. They then kicked him in the ass a bunch of times, then they got his girlfriend to undress him and put vasoline around his -------. So the next morning he woke up with a pounding ass from all the kicks. I guess the guy reached down to feel his ass cause it was all wet feeling and guess what he found. :-X Yeah I guess the guy got up and started freaking out punching holes in the walls and ----. I always found the story a little warped but funny also. The worst part was I don't think they ever told the poor bastard the difference :o

Well thats one of my little stories so come on I wanna hear some good ones ;D

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I use to run with this group of kids that were all reab drug attics, lol we were in a program to get off drugs, but we were board one night and made a fake dummy, using a ---- louad of newspaper, duck tape, a hooded sweat shirt, a hat, jeans and shoes, threw it off the overpass as traffic was coming, ( i was a dumb kid and didnt think of the consequences,)All that really happened was cars locked there breaks up, it was really late at night so there want that many cars coming, Another time, same groupe of friends, we took one of my friends willingly and hog tied him in the trunk of my car, at a red light with alot of cars behind me, we poped the trunk, the kid acted like he was gona get out, on of my friends got out with a ketcup packet in his hand, And pretended to hit him in the face then closed the trunk and we drove away, not knowing one of the cars was a off duty cop, but we shook him, unitl i got home and there was police with shot guns. after they hand cuffed me and put me in the car i explained what happened and it was a joke, then they let me go after i gave them the name and number of the kids that was my friend we did it to and they called him to make sure he was ok and that i want lieing, I did alot of ---- like this back in the day

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There is an old house right beside my house. Well when I was a kid I use to think it was a haunted house. One night I was comming home from my cousins so I started chucking rocks at it and busted out a bunch of windows. No one ever said anything about it but come to find out it was someones cottage :-\ I felt bad but ---- it was a run down piece of ---- :-X

Another thing we use to do late at night when I was a teenager was go to the local camping grounds and sneak up to peoples trailers and steal all the liquor out of their coolers. Man you could get hammered pretty good for about a week if you had a good night. I remember once we had a couple book bags full and kept a cooler cause we had no more room to put any more bottles. Some of those people must have been pissed :P Oh well they should have put their ---- away :P

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that reminds me of some kids that drove up in a minivan in front of a supermarket with like ski masks on and ---- and grabbed this kid and sped off... all on tape for like a jackass like stunt but the cops got em and arrested these kids anyway for criminal mischief even tho it all was staged... be careful out there.

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The ---- you do as a kid lol

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I did alot of stupid ---- as a kid but as a teenager i did alot of brain cell destroying so i dont remember anymore

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Smoking weed in the elevator in the colombia building in Seattle. God i was soo high. me and my buddy hotboxed that thing.

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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...6/f95c5f66.jpg
Thsi is what we did to my buddy after he passed out drunk as hell on my couch. The best pic was the one when my nuts fell down on his shoulder but I couldnt find that one. Funny ---- huh! Happens every day at my house.

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no gay porn fag

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Gay porn will get ya kicked off