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ATX45 06-28-2006 08:33 PM

Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
First Blood is on Tv woot Rambo pwns

ghettoturbo 06-28-2006 08:35 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
bite your tongue

ATX45 06-28-2006 08:37 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
:1

bitchasscracker 06-28-2006 08:54 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
when chuck norris does push ups its the earth that moves not him

juli0_bustamante 06-28-2006 08:59 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
when chuck norris does push ups its the earth that moves not him

chuck norris will always own Sly. you never seen Walker texas Ranger?????

ghettoturbo 06-28-2006 09:02 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
chuck norris roundhouse kicked stallone's mom when she was pregnant...thats why sly talks like that

bitchasscracker 06-28-2006 09:04 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
chuck norris will always own Sly. you never seen Walker texas Ranger?????


hell yea walker owns that nig on the show that could whip rocky's ass too

drunkinmaster1 06-28-2006 09:06 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
chuck norris didnt get famous for nothing. hes won numorous karate championships.
i know this link has some reading but read it and learn that norris is no faggot wannabe actor.
hes just a bad actor, but hes the real thing when it comes to his martial arts.
sly whould get his ass handed to him .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

juli0_bustamante 06-28-2006 09:26 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by drunkinmaster1
chuck norris didnt get famous for nothing. hes won numorous karate championships.
i know this link has some reading but read it and learn that norris is no faggot wannabe actor.
hes just a bad actor, but hes the real thing when it comes to his martial arts.
sly whould get his ass handed to him .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

---- yeah! Norris is the ----! you ever see Delta Force????

HondaTuner 06-28-2006 09:47 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
All I've gotta say is
Chuck Norris > All

juli0_bustamante 06-28-2006 10:31 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
All I've gotta say is
Chuck Norris > All

NUFF SAID!

signorelli21 06-28-2006 10:49 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
bruce lee kicked his ass

jdmvaaj 06-28-2006 11:07 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by signorelli21
bruce lee kicked his ass

Ahh you would think so.. but Chuck did a super ninja technique that killed Bruce some years later, and no one has yet to determine the cause..

drunkinmaster1 06-29-2006 12:38 AM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
all bruce lee did was pull some of his nipple hair off

juli0_bustamante 06-29-2006 12:46 AM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by drunkinmaster1
all bruce lee did was pull some of his nipple hair off

bruce lee is dead....chuck norris , still alive.... i think its obvious who the better man is.

Chuck baby!

stillnoturbo 06-29-2006 12:19 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
Bruce Lee isn't dead. He's chilling out somewhere in Mexico kick back drinking margarita's and banging senorita's with Tupac and Elvis. In First Blood sorry to say but Stallone was hardcore and straight outta nam and wouldn't of even flinched at Chuck and took every round house and judo chop like nothing. Think of Hulk Hogan getting pummeled and then just snapping and then punches don't even effect him and starts that deep breathing ---- and then just goes ballistic. Jumps out of the and runs to his Supra and spools up dual T70's and goes mad drifting and runs over booth Chuck and sly in a single powerslide. He's doesn't used an ebrake. He reaches out of his window and grabs the back wheels.

88crxSi 06-29-2006 12:25 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Bruce Lee isn't dead. He's chilling out somewhere in Mexico kick back drinking margarita's and banging senorita's with Tupac and Elvis.


kinda, instead he drives a red bimmer and steals civics.

;D

Chuck norris is so tough he can divide by zero.

96turboracer 06-29-2006 01:00 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout.

My dad looks just like Chuck Norris, gets mistaken for him all the time, even has the mustache to go with it. I wanted to get one of those sweatshirts that you can put your own writing on, it's got a picture of Chuck when he was in Delta Force, and I would just have it say, "My dad looks like Chuck Norris" I think he'd laugh....

J-SMITH69 06-29-2006 01:18 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
lol

here is a race

stalon's hotrod in cobra vs chuck norris' truck from walker texas ranger vs hogans supra

stillnoturbo 06-29-2006 01:46 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
---- what about stallone's trans am in rocky. We need a post about sweet movie rides. Now that would be a post. :6

Turdbo 06-29-2006 02:00 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
what about stallones indy car from driven..you know the one he drove on the street :S...that was a good part of the movie tho

juli0_bustamante 06-30-2006 04:45 AM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
dude, stalones car in cobra was the ----. too abd it got wrecked,....

Paul99EX 06-30-2006 09:04 AM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep...he waits.

HondaTuner 06-30-2006 12:32 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
I see it this way.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3...2bf41b2174.gif

If Chuck Norris can beat Hitler in two moves, I'd say Chuck can take Rambo anyday no sweat ;)

96turboracer 06-30-2006 01:08 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
How about Chuck Norris VS. Benicio Del Toro (sp?) in "The Hunted"?

J-MAN 06-30-2006 01:29 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
what is the deal with everybody liking chuck norris?

96turboracer 06-30-2006 01:56 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 

Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
what is the deal with everybody liking chuck norris?

Because there are no extinct species, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live, and I like living, thus I like Chuck Norris.

J-MAN 06-30-2006 02:02 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
LMAO, you guys are nuts

96turboracer 06-30-2006 02:11 PM

Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
 
http://hallpass.com/media/chucknorris.html

SCORE: 3066

89 Ninja's killed....


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