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AgentMurdoc 03-03-2008 04:26 AM

the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
...is apparantly a dollar and 9 cents. lol.

at the store, some chick was short a buck 9, helped her out. exchanged greetings and she offered a blowjob. LOfuckin'L! I couldn't help but laugh and she said she was for real and that she'll provide the service.

---- is hilarious. gotta love the hood. bitches do anything for a dollar.

and no I didn't take her up on her offer, it was too funny and she wasn't my type. :8

bigdaddyvtec 03-03-2008 04:32 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
Got one from a hooker I know down on Aurora and 90th in the accord behind the corner store place acrooss from Taco bell in the parking lot for 10 tonight.

No ----.

:6

sunboost 03-03-2008 04:35 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
...is apparantly a dollar and 9 cents. lol.

at the store, some chick was short a buck 9, helped her out. exchanged greetings and she offered a blowjob. LOfuckin'L! I couldn't help but laugh and she said she was for real and that she'll provide the service.

---- is hilarious. gotta love the hood. bitches do anything for a dollar.

and no I didn't take her up on her offer, it was too funny and she wasn't my type. :8


happened to me once at a 99 cent store :S

AgentMurdoc 03-03-2008 04:36 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Got one from a hooker I know down on Aurora and 90th in the accord behind the corner store place acrooss from Taco bell in the parking lot for 10 tonight.

No ----.

:6

lol! are you serious? that had me rollin'! you shoulda came to socal and got nine for the same money with a dime to spare. haha.

bigdaddyvtec 03-03-2008 04:41 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
lol! are you serious? that had me rollin'! you shoulda came to socal and got nine for the same money with a dime to spare. haha.


Yes.

Im serious.



buk9tp 03-03-2008 04:50 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
BDVTHHAA

AgentMurdoc 03-03-2008 05:58 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec

Yes.

Im serious.



haha that's awesome.

HMTguy 03-03-2008 09:53 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Got one from a hooker I know down on Aurora and 90th in the accord behind the corner store place acrooss from Taco bell in the parking lot for 10 tonight.

No ----.

:6

Lol, thanks for having the most detailed account of where you got sucked off by a hooker.

jacer63 03-03-2008 10:58 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Got one from a hooker I know down on Aurora and 90th in the accord behind the corner store place acrooss from Taco bell in the parking lot for 10 tonight.

No ----.

:6

i think i know her.. j/k that was funny though

JoshMO 03-03-2008 11:18 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
How do you approach a hooker? I'm fairly sure I wouldn't have the nerve lol. I'd be constantly thinking "is she a cop?" lol
I get mine for free anyways from my girl lol

JDMFantasy2K 03-03-2008 11:27 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
why am i not surprised that if someone on this site would know about hood rat bj's behind taco bell's, that it would be BDVT :8

RedCavz 03-03-2008 12:13 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
haha bd hilarious

BirdmanMD 03-03-2008 01:40 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
i let some bitch i met at a frat party smoke my herb the other night and got me some. maybe 5 bucks in herb. WOOT

o and lol at BDVT.

J-MAN 03-03-2008 04:53 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
i was offered head a few weeks ago form a girl just to look at her car to see why it was makign a funny noise lol

xternal 03-03-2008 05:42 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by BirdmanMD
i let some bitch i met at a frat party smoke my herb the other night and got me some. maybe 5 bucks in herb. WOOT

o and lol at BDVT.

O0

SDRAWKCAB 03-03-2008 05:56 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
Am i the only person that wouldn't get head or ---- a hooker/stripper?
To many clean fat bitches that will do it for free. ;)
Maybe its my OCD but in my head no matter how fucked I get or how bad I need -----, never ever would I ---- one. :-X

stenseltizm 03-03-2008 06:48 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
Maybe its my OCD but in my head no matter how fucked I get or how bad I need -----, never ever would I ---- one. :-X

lol I thought I was the only one insanely paranoid of diseases. I've turn and dipped out of a few bitches rooms when i realized I was so wasted the bitch could be infested with herpes with a hiv tatoo and I wouldn't be able to read it. whiskey dick probably woulda saved me anyway but still funny story when you wake up the next day and realize what happened.

GSREX 03-03-2008 06:53 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Got one from a hooker I know down on Aurora and 90th in the accord behind the corner store place acrooss from Taco bell in the parking lot for 10 tonight.

No ----.

:6

The corner store right next to the wendy's and schucks? I thought I saw your car :o................................... jk ;D

scottsi 03-03-2008 09:45 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
Am i the only person that wouldn't get head or ---- a hooker/stripper?
To many clean fat bitches that will do it for free. ;)
Maybe its my OCD but in my head no matter how fucked I get or how bad I need -----, never ever would I ---- one. :-X


What about those hot ones in Vegas? I'd have to just to say i did it.

d16forlife 03-03-2008 09:48 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
I can honestly say that I have never been with a prostitute before.

But I have bought a chick dinner before nailing her. So I guess they're all hookers if you think about it. :-\

crx2fast 03-03-2008 10:48 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
wow murdoc i would have been all over that offer :y

Zeniceguycrx 03-03-2008 10:53 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
I used to work in a strip club and fucked a couple of the strippers + 1 feature in the change rooms up stears.
Thoes girls are fucked up and are not the same in the morning.

LilWayne 03-03-2008 11:05 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
They are Free for me!

Atticus 03-03-2008 11:48 PM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB

To many clean fat bitches that will do it for free. ;)

don't forget.
they'll give you the close off there back if needed ;D

Zeniceguycrx 03-04-2008 12:00 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
to use as a tent in the rain

88dx 03-04-2008 02:11 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
I would have offered a extra dollar and fucked her in the ass :6

scottsi 03-04-2008 03:03 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
Raffi is right, you pay one way or another, be it movies or dinner or whatever. You indirectly pay.

ryandeeznutz503 03-04-2008 03:16 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
I'm a budget player.... I get my blow jobs for free... even from ugly chicks.

juli0_bustamante 03-05-2008 01:03 AM

Re: the price of a blowjob nowadays...
 
you know how i know your gay.....................



you said no to a dollar blow job!!!!


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