Present ideas
So I'm presented with a problem..... my girlfriend's birthday is on christmas, and our 1 year is coming up on new years...... and I have no idea what to do/get for her..
I know she is at least taking me to a hockey game.. but beyond that i dont know. any ideas.. put them up |
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if you've already fucked her in every orafice of her body then you dont have to get her much, but if you are lacking in completion of that task. a girl cant say no to diamonds, of course there always is dooney and burke, chanell, coach, marc jacobs, etc etc, they love that garbage.
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Don't just buy her something, take her somewhere and do something special for her (like bang her up the ass).
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Just ask her
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are you committed to her, or do you think it won't last too long......these are important things to consider....
Can't go wrong with jewerly with most girls, but I agree it should be a special night. Take her somewhere she wants to go, have dinner, and give her a diamond necklace or something like that. I'm not saying engagement or anything like that, but something nice. You can get a diamond pendant for around $100 or less. Of course this will also depend on your budget, how much you like her, and how much she might let you do after. |
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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Just ask her
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For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore. |
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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore. |
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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore. You could always take her to "build a bear" if you have one of those nearby, girls like that. Sure you feel gay while your in there but they will make it worth it. |
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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore. |
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you guys spend money on women :l
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dont you buy your boyfriend somthing, rawr?
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If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas. |
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Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas. |
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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
dont you buy your boyfriend somthing, rawr?
why, did you want something :-* |
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Just show up, you and your manhood shuld be enuff to make it a meaning full night, if its not step aside and I will step in.
the only thing better then railing your gf is railing someone elses |
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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.
Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas. Wow. You're a smooth pimp. I wish I were that creative. I'm thinking about stealing your ideas just because I can't think of my own. :-[ I got the GF diamond earings last year. She said she wouldn't mind jewlery again this year, but that just seems too plain and cheesy to do again. :-\ I can think of a bunch of little things she *needs* and has hinted about getting, but I'm still not sure. I think I'll just google up some gift ideas. :P __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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Get her a bunch of flowers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the flowers, at least she can go ---- herself!
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The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.
Have you ever noticed that BEAUTIFUL women always fall for the guys who treat them like ----, and not the guy who will sell his soul to please her? Why is that so? He forgets her birthday and then gives her some bullshit excuse as to why he forgot and then runs out and buys/does something SPONTANEOUS for her, and guess what, she will love him for it. Im not at all saying to forget your gf birthday and not buy her something. All im saying is dont buy/do what millions of guys have done before you and will do after you. Do something spontaneous and you will get repaid 5x more than the other guy. If you wanna use the jewellery thing its fine, just dont do what everyone is doing. I can write an entire book about this but time does not permit, plus my fingers are sore. Its all up to you. |
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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.
And another thing, when it came time for a birthday, christmas, valentines, anniversary, etc. I ALWAYS told her I wasn't getting her ----. ALWAYS had her convinced she wasn't getting ----. but ALWAYS had what I was doing planned alteast a week in advance. and yes i would recommend doing that, b/c when you suprise her a w/ a gift w/ careful and well thought execution they'll appreciate it all the more (hopefully). As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you. |
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Originally Posted by rawr
why, did you want something :-* |
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Originally Posted by fysh
I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where you could comprehend the english language. Nothing, I did was cliche. I didn't get her jewlery and a movie. I put a necklace in a ------ gingerbread house, plz tell me what cliche teenage romantic comedy bullshit you've seen that in before. It was original. And is far as being a pushover limp dick vagina worshipping faggot. That was never me. If I was mad, she knew about it cuz I was apt to speak my mind. I got dumped because she was 17 and is too immature to appreciate what she had.
And another thing, when it came time for a birthday, christmas, valentines, anniversary, etc. I ALWAYS told her I wasn't getting her ----. ALWAYS had her convinced she wasn't getting ----. but ALWAYS had what I was doing planned alteast a week in advance. and yes i would recommend doing that, b/c when you suprise her a w/ a gift w/ careful and well thought execution they'll appreciate it all the more (hopefully). As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you. |
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Originally Posted by fysh
I got dumped because she was 17 and is too immature to appreciate what she had.
Originally Posted by fysh
As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you.
None of this is your fault! If i tell you why i dont think we can pursue this, your gonna hate my guts. This is the reason: i wasnt physically attracted to you. I feel like a shallow bitch right now but that was the main reason. This is why i was crying! Because im letting something go because of the most retarded reason.I do think time will fix this though. I love you emotionally and people can grow on you physically. I think I fell to hard too fast without realizing what the hell i was doing. Maybe i have to get my heart broken by a bunch of assholes to realize that i let the good one get away I dont want this to crash and burn! It doesnt have to. Like i said, i have a stupid reason and maybe i will come around and not let that reason stand in our way. Like u said, lets chill for awhile. |
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
been there done that
all girls want is an ------- who treats em like ---- they couldnt give less a ---- for a nice guy whod ------- worship em oh well i showed her crash and burn tho :6 |
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Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?
I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior. |
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Originally Posted by scottsi
buk, you need to ---- a bitch, ---- all this marriage bullshit. thats just crap, ---- a stupid skank like theres no tomorrow.
Originally Posted by evo_lucian
I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im telling you to become an -------, whar im saying is that no woman is attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior.
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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?
I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior. |
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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?
I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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I need to figure out what to get my g/f for x-mas.....i'm having hard time. I got her a 6.1 mp digital camera (old one broke) and trying to figure out what else.
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Maybe your personality sucks and your weak paychecks aren't enough to keep a girl around? :-\
I'm lucky to have a girl who doesn't give a ---- if I can't take her out to eat to fancy restaurants 5 times a week. Hell, I could take her to Wendy's and she'd be happy lol :y |
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
If my girlfriend's decision on whether to stay around or not was dependant on how much I spent on her I'd be fucked :8
I'm lucky to have a girl who doesn't give a ---- if I can't take her out to eat to fancy restaurants 5 times a week. Hell, I could take her to Wendy's and she'd be happy lol :y __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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Originally Posted by Zeniceguycrx
Just show up, you and your manhood shuld be enuff to make it a meaning full night, if its not step aside and I will step in.
the only thing better then railing your gf is railing someone elses |
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I dont treat women like ----, i just dont act all wusslike around them, i dont give into their every desires. May be its women differ around the world, but thats the way it is down here. Anyways just get her whatever you can afford.
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nothing says i love you like some slippery ----
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---- in a box and wrap it up. Good for anyone.
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get her a crx to boost
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