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alpalwal 11-29-2006 02:07 PM

Present ideas
 
So I'm presented with a problem..... my girlfriend's birthday is on christmas, and our 1 year is coming up on new years...... and I have no idea what to do/get for her..

I know she is at least taking me to a hockey game.. but beyond that i dont know.

any ideas.. put them up

scottsi 11-29-2006 02:10 PM

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if you've already fucked her in every orafice of her body then you dont have to get her much, but if you are lacking in completion of that task. a girl cant say no to diamonds, of course there always is dooney and burke, chanell, coach, marc jacobs, etc etc, they love that garbage.

baker_jeff 11-29-2006 03:05 PM

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Don't just buy her something, take her somewhere and do something special for her (like bang her up the ass).

HMTguy 11-29-2006 03:07 PM

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Just ask her

davcivic 11-29-2006 03:09 PM

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are you committed to her, or do you think it won't last too long......these are important things to consider....

Can't go wrong with jewerly with most girls, but I agree it should be a special night. Take her somewhere she wants to go, have dinner, and give her a diamond necklace or something like that. I'm not saying engagement or anything like that, but something nice.

You can get a diamond pendant for around $100 or less. Of course this will also depend on your budget, how much you like her, and how much she might let you do after.

d16forlife 11-29-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Just ask her

My wife and I make a list and leave it somewhere to be found by the other. Works gret for us.

Mo0se 11-29-2006 03:13 PM

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For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.

The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.

baker_jeff 11-29-2006 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.

The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.

Hahha, damn that's good. Props.

ifly87 11-29-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.

The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.

Yeah, thats a good idea.

You could always take her to "build a bear" if you have one of those nearby, girls like that. Sure you feel gay while your in there but they will make it worth it.

scottsi 11-29-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.

The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.

thats a HMT story

jinxy 11-29-2006 03:28 PM

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you guys spend money on women :l

accordepicenter 11-29-2006 03:31 PM

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dont you buy your boyfriend somthing, rawr?

Mo0se 11-29-2006 04:45 PM

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If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.

Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.

EG-prince 11-29-2006 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.

Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.

hahahahaha that just made my day

jinxy 11-29-2006 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
dont you buy your boyfriend somthing, rawr?


why, did you want something :-*

Zeniceguycrx 11-29-2006 10:36 PM

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Just show up, you and your manhood shuld be enuff to make it a meaning full night, if its not step aside and I will step in.

the only thing better then railing your gf is railing someone elses

Dr.Boost 11-29-2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.

The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my penis is still sore.


Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". Penis still hurts.

Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.


Wow. You're a smooth pimp. I wish I were that creative. I'm thinking about stealing your ideas just because I can't think of my own. :-[

I got the GF diamond earings last year. She said she wouldn't mind jewlery again this year, but that just seems too plain and cheesy to do again. :-\ I can think of a bunch of little things she *needs* and has hinted about getting, but I'm still not sure. I think I'll just google up some gift ideas. :P
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DrSeuss 11-30-2006 06:32 AM

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Get her a bunch of flowers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the flowers, at least she can go ---- herself!

evo_lucian 11-30-2006 08:18 AM

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The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.

Have you ever noticed that BEAUTIFUL women always fall for the guys who treat them like ----, and not the guy who will sell his soul to please her? Why is that so?

He forgets her birthday and then gives her some bullshit excuse as to why he forgot and then runs out and buys/does something SPONTANEOUS for her, and guess what, she will love him for it.

Im not at all saying to forget your gf birthday and not buy her something. All im saying is dont buy/do what millions of guys have done before you and will do after you. Do something spontaneous and you will get repaid 5x more than the other guy. If you wanna use the jewellery thing its fine, just dont do what everyone is doing.

I can write an entire book about this but time does not permit, plus my fingers are sore. Its all up to you.

Mo0se 11-30-2006 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.

I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where you could comprehend the english language. Nothing, I did was cliche. I didn't get her jewlery and a movie. I put a necklace in a ------ gingerbread house, plz tell me what cliche teenage romantic comedy bullshit you've seen that in before. It was original. And is far as being a pushover limp dick vagina worshipping faggot. That was never me. If I was mad, she knew about it cuz I was apt to speak my mind. I got dumped because she was 17 and is too immature to appreciate what she had.

And another thing, when it came time for a birthday, christmas, valentines, anniversary, etc. I ALWAYS told her I wasn't getting her ----. ALWAYS had her convinced she wasn't getting ----. but ALWAYS had what I was doing planned alteast a week in advance. and yes i would recommend doing that, b/c when you suprise her a w/ a gift w/ careful and well thought execution they'll appreciate it all the more (hopefully).

As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you.

buk9tp 11-30-2006 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rawr

why, did you want something :-*

your cheating on me? :'( :-[

Perfek360 12-01-2006 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by fysh
I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where you could comprehend the english language. Nothing, I did was cliche. I didn't get her jewlery and a movie. I put a necklace in a ------ gingerbread house, plz tell me what cliche teenage romantic comedy bullshit you've seen that in before. It was original. And is far as being a pushover limp dick vagina worshipping faggot. That was never me. If I was mad, she knew about it cuz I was apt to speak my mind. I got dumped because she was 17 and is too immature to appreciate what she had.

And another thing, when it came time for a birthday, christmas, valentines, anniversary, etc. I ALWAYS told her I wasn't getting her ----. ALWAYS had her convinced she wasn't getting ----. but ALWAYS had what I was doing planned alteast a week in advance. and yes i would recommend doing that, b/c when you suprise her a w/ a gift w/ careful and well thought execution they'll appreciate it all the more (hopefully).

As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you.

i like your creativness...chicks love that kinda ----...they also love the kind of ---- that usually makes you look like an ass in front of people you don't know just to let her know how much you like her...the more people around watching the more they love it

buk9tp 12-01-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fysh
I got dumped because she was 17 and is too immature to appreciate what she had.

been there done that


Originally Posted by fysh
As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you.

all girls want is an ------- who treats em like ---- they couldnt give less a ---- for a nice guy whod ------- worship em


None of this is your fault! If i tell you why i dont think we can pursue this, your gonna hate my guts. This is the reason: i wasnt physically attracted to you. I feel like a shallow bitch right now but that was the main reason.

This is why i was crying! Because im letting something go because of the most retarded reason.I do think time will fix this though. I love you emotionally and people can grow on you physically. I think I fell to hard too fast without realizing what the hell i was doing. Maybe i have to get my heart broken by a bunch of assholes to realize that i let the good one get away

I dont want this to crash and burn! It doesnt have to. Like i said, i have a stupid reason and maybe i will come around and not let that reason stand in our way. Like u said, lets chill for awhile.

oh well i showed her crash and burn tho :6

scottsi 12-01-2006 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by buk9tp
been there done that

all girls want is an ------- who treats em like ---- they couldnt give less a ---- for a nice guy whod ------- worship em

oh well i showed her crash and burn tho :6

buk, you need to ---- a bitch, ---- all this marriage bullshit. thats just crap, ---- a stupid skank like theres no tomorrow.

evo_lucian 12-01-2006 11:37 AM

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Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?

I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior.

buk9tp 12-01-2006 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by scottsi
buk, you need to ---- a bitch, ---- all this marriage bullshit. thats just crap, ---- a stupid skank like theres no tomorrow.

so true. yet sooooo much easier said then done and its not that i cant do it.. its that i wont :-\



Originally Posted by evo_lucian
I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im telling you to become an -------, whar im saying is that no woman is attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior.

fixed

Mo0se 12-01-2006 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?

I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior.

I was 19 at the time when we were together. As far as girls only appreciating assholes, thats some real highschool bullshit there. Truth is girls want a guy that treats them well without being a clingy obsessive -----. They don't want a guy who makes them miserable. Think about this, girls throughout high school and their teens tend to hook up w/ the -------. thats evident, but don't you think after a while of being with nothing but assholes and never being happy they are more apt to try to get with a nice guy? If you want to date little ass kids, be an -------. If you want to date a mature girl whos moved beyond the whole "I like assholes" thing, then show her some respect. You can show respect without being a -----. That being said, talk to a girl who's with an -------. They hate it. Thats just all they know though, and he's got her convinced shes not good enough for a nice guy. So, they just keep coming back to the same type of guys. Seriously though, being a jerk is the worst idea ever unless you are still dating sophmores at the local High School, which after seeing the "youngest girl you would rail" thread most of you are so do whatever works. But you're still a douchebag for treating a person like ----, and you should hang yourself.

Dr.Boost 12-01-2006 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by evo_lucian
Let me get this straight, you were doing all this ---- for a 17 year old? How old were you then?

I was the typical nice guy when i was in secondary school. I did the typical wussy things. I once took my entire pay check and bought my girl a golden necklace for her birthday. I took her out to dinner an all of that romantic ----, a few weeks later guess what? She dumped me for one of my ------- friends. He doesnt buy her expensive gifts or any thing. He just a cocky arrogant bastard. Since them i have changed a bit. In some sense ive become a cocky arrogant bastard to. Im not telling you to become an -------, all im saying is that most women are not attracted to all "jennifer lopez romantic comedy ----' aka wuss behavior.

Maybe your personality sucks and your weak paychecks aren't enough to keep a girl around? :-\
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Jmunk 12-02-2006 08:26 AM

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I need to figure out what to get my g/f for x-mas.....i'm having hard time. I got her a 6.1 mp digital camera (old one broke) and trying to figure out what else.

HondaTuner 12-02-2006 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Maybe your personality sucks and your weak paychecks aren't enough to keep a girl around? :-\

If my girlfriend's decision on whether to stay around or not was dependant on how much I spent on her I'd be fucked :8

I'm lucky to have a girl who doesn't give a ---- if I can't take her out to eat to fancy restaurants 5 times a week. Hell, I could take her to Wendy's and she'd be happy lol :y

Dr.Boost 12-02-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
If my girlfriend's decision on whether to stay around or not was dependant on how much I spent on her I'd be fucked :8

I'm lucky to have a girl who doesn't give a ---- if I can't take her out to eat to fancy restaurants 5 times a week. Hell, I could take her to Wendy's and she'd be happy lol :y

Same here. I still take her out, but she'd be happy with McDonalds if that's all I could afford. :)
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baker_jeff 12-02-2006 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeniceguycrx
Just show up, you and your manhood shuld be enuff to make it a meaning full night, if its not step aside and I will step in.

the only thing better then railing your gf is railing someone elses

Sig material :6

evo_lucian 12-03-2006 05:00 PM

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I dont treat women like ----, i just dont act all wusslike around them, i dont give into their every desires. May be its women differ around the world, but thats the way it is down here. Anyways just get her whatever you can afford.

FooK 12-03-2006 05:25 PM

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nothing says i love you like some slippery ----

jacob_kohler 12-04-2006 12:25 PM

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---- in a box and wrap it up. Good for anyone.

cberman 12-04-2006 07:09 PM

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get her a crx to boost


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