i hit a pigeon once.
i was driving on the freeway and it bounced off my windshield, ------- thing lived too. till it flew into the grill of the f350 behind me.

 

Birds hit windshields all the time. When one flies between the hood and bumper of your CRX and sticks it's beak into your radiator, that's when you know god hates you.

 

One time, I went to autozone, and they sold me the wrong part. Wait, thats not weird, thats normal.

 

i was driving in some shrub-sided roads in a ritzy neighborhood, and hit two sparrows. one with my scoop, which rolled over my car, and one went in and got grilled on my interheater

 

ok in our old house where we used to live we used to hear someone opening the front door and then walking towards the kitchen, youd have to walk right down everyones room to get to the kitchen, then youd hear someone washing dishes and ----. no one ever said they were up at night.

another thing, same house, it was halloween, me and this chic were setting up a ouija board for decoration and ----(party) next thing you know a flat soccer ball that the dog played with just started rolling, it rolled a good 25ft and then just stopped under a small orange tree.

and lastly, where i live now, i been home alone on the comp listening to music or whatever and i hear someone call my name, i answered. then went to see who it was and my *** was still home alone...

 

I carry a gun, so waking up with a bloody ------- would scare me. So far, it hasn't happened. Joseph Davis would be stopped by the first before he got to the second.

 

Its been 3 days since I turboed the wagon. And I still have resisted installing the manual boost controller. WEIRD! SpooKY!, Totally Unnatural!!!!!!

 

woah thats weird i had the same ---- happen to me but her eyes rolled back in her head... creepy ---- in the middle of beatn cakes ...but i blessed her with my holy water and now shes ok

 

my civic's grill ate a bird once, it's beak was stuck in the radiator. if i ever find the pics i took i'll post them up.

 

lol, that reminds me. my buddy, the smart guy that he is, didnt have his timing belt cover on. damned if a bird didnt get sucked up in there and destroyed his timing, and motor.