I see a lot of funny spam what do you think this means?

are the Females two feet tall like a dwarf? OR....
Do they have two feet? and if so, Why is that so special?

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Subject: Two Foot Female Ejaculations

 

well it say the females ejaculate for two feet. you understand that?

 

Ohhh, so if I give them two feet they will ejaculate?

 

well if your familiar with female ejaculation. it means the females ejaculate can reach a lenght of 2 feet from her -----.

 

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Dude i know that, It was a joke, I just thought it was funny.

I say, "she's peeing" and then everyone says "naw dude it's real, my girl does it"

I say If your girl does it...pinch a little of the juice with your fingers...if it strings in the middle like snot it's real. If not she lost control of her bladder.

 

I'd ------- punch my girl if she did that.

 

HAHAHA LOL! My coworkers are looking at me funny because it is quiet in here and I just started laughing out loud!

I imagined her giving you that look a dog gives you when you smack them for peeing on the carpet.

 

i dont know dude. i would have to make sure she wasnt peeing on me.

 

i prefer my bitches to ---- into my mouth