piss test
 

to get my job i have to take a piss test. now, i havent smoked since september 9th and the last time i smoked before that was at the begining og August. i have to have the piss test taken by next tuesday. will i be ok? a friend of mine said that since i dont smoke very much then i shouldnt worry about it and it porbably left my system a week or two ago. what do you guys think?

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He's exactly right, you'll be fine.

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lol your fine.

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your ------- screwed LMAO..kidding its cool ...fag :-X

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for some reason I thought it stays in your system longer than that?

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drink lots of cranberry juice and water just in case

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I have gotten away with 2 days before a piss test and a buddy of mine did it the night before but both of us drank 2 gallons of water the morning/afternoon before our tests. It was perhaps one of the worst feelings in the world but your fine just dont smoke until you test is done and your home free.

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You're screwed! You can't clean it out, you have to dillute it by drinking piss!

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dont get me started..... ::)

weed takes anywhere between 25-40day to get outta your system, it depends on potentcy, how much you smoked, how often you smoke, you metabolism, ect...


and btw, the cranberry juice and drinking ---- to clean your system is a myth, cranberry juice is for BLATTER INFECTIONS! THC sits in your fatty cells of your body, not your urnine stream....if anything, youre making it EASIER to see the drug by having a nice and clean urine system...

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Ok explain to me then how I have done this twice smoking within 2 days of a test just wondering and at the time I was smoking atleast 3-4 times a week.

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u were smoking camomile :P

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either a. you did a shitty ass rapid test, b. it wasnt a reputable lab, or c. they used the dip sticks....

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It's gotta be magic! It just comes down to metabolism and knowing what is necessary to get the results you want. Someone who has very little body fat and a high metabolism is at an obvious advantage because there is little fat for the THC to bind to, and barely any being created to prolong the time it takes to cleanse your system. The idea that it takes a predetermined amount of time(usually 2 weeks+) is just foolish because it doesn't, nor should it try, to account for certain types of metabolism+water ingestion. It's just some stand-by someone created that unfortunately tricks people into believing we aren't all that different. No replacement for experience, that's all we can say.

To the poster... unless you're a giant who ate 20 lbs. of MJ those few times, you'll be fine.

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hes right, its the only way

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you should eat your ---- too that will make your breath smell bad and they wont care about the test

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thats fucked up

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it does, just not detectable through piss.

They can do some more intense and expensive tests, but noone does for jobs and stuff. They just wanna make sure you are not floating into work on a cloud of chronic.

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ya, ya, THC tends to stay in your fat cells and gets released over time, whatever-- that doesnt matter because 2-4 weeks after smoking ----, the THC levels are going to be real low that they'll pass you because you could have gotten it by second hand smoke, or ate some kind of food that contains THC.

I should start selling sugar water as a "cleanser" and advertise it as "Pass your piss test or Money Back Guaranteed!" even with a few refunds, I'd still make more with people that pass/or that dont claim their refund.

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Well they would have to prove that they took the cleanser in the proper manner. Also how many people are gonna get a refund if they go to jail for violating parole/probation regulations. Just make it a 30-day $ back.

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it should be out in 30 days. but if you were blunting everyday, your screwed for 40 days.