Princess

You mean that hasn't happened to you guys before?

turbohf

"Yes, i am on my cell phone..."


btw if you ever noticed most all pumps have breakaway hoses for just this reason....

projekteg

driver: "boy, this thread sure is ghey, ---- the gas pump, i'm getting out of here as quick as i can"

hotrex

"im bringing this pumphandle home so i can ram itup chingro's ****"

mattssi

Women gets home and closes door and notices pump hanging from gas fill.
" Where do thes things come from, that is like the tenth one "

bambooseven

god damn biggots ^^^^

con

We had a woman smokin a ciggy drive away last week when the boss was away. The tear away didn't work and it pulled the whole pump out, I ran out off the shop and told the kid running the store who was laughing to "shut the fukin pumps down" and he asked me why? Gas was pouring out from under it preaty good. She went back in the store and demanded her 5.00 refund because she only got 15.00 not the 20.00 she payed for.

Xplocivic

Shes gonna need that $5 to pay her lawyers on that one. Good story.

FURACERMAN

LOL when I was working at a gas station some dumb bitch did that. I was cracking up and everyone else was all serious cuz they didn't know the hoses could break away. The crappy thing was my boss was mad at us because he said we weren't watching. We were but it's hard to stop middle aged air heads who blast oldies.