a party with some rice...
10-31-2004, 11:46 AM
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a party with some rice...
My wife and i get invited to a party last night, free beer, free alchol. SWeet, so we show up...
im chillin with a few people, then all the sudden, VROOM VROOM, *like vin deisel* pulls up.
(please note, it wasnt any kinda car related party, just a halloween party)
...so this kid comes walkin inside and yells, "if anyone cares, thats my SOL outside" my drunk *** responds, "is the rice commin in to?"
so me and a few people wonder outside to check this thing out...this kid of coarse follows us.
1. unpainted body kit
2. chrome wheels
3. chrome windsheld squirters
4. enough gauges to control a ------ plane
5. and of coarse, the APC wing
6. to top it off.....IT WAS AUTOMATIC
the kid goes on to tell us "hes tryin to start a rally club in our area" i was like, what are you gonna drive, for sure not this thing..."ohh yeah!" all excited, he responds...
so me, the drunk i am, decide im gonna start bustin a few questions.
-Whats the wing for, "ohh man, you have no idea how much that helps in the corners"
-how about those chrome wheels "keeps me connected to the ground, no need for upgraded shocks with heavy wheels"
-and those altezas "when you are rallying, it gets really dusty, and there are alot more reflectors in alteza's"
from then on, i just put my head down and said, "poor sol" and walked away.
some more to the story follows...but in another post, because if i added...you fuckersd wouldnt read it. :P
im chillin with a few people, then all the sudden, VROOM VROOM, *like vin deisel* pulls up.
(please note, it wasnt any kinda car related party, just a halloween party)
...so this kid comes walkin inside and yells, "if anyone cares, thats my SOL outside" my drunk *** responds, "is the rice commin in to?"
so me and a few people wonder outside to check this thing out...this kid of coarse follows us.
1. unpainted body kit
2. chrome wheels
3. chrome windsheld squirters
4. enough gauges to control a ------ plane
5. and of coarse, the APC wing
6. to top it off.....IT WAS AUTOMATIC
the kid goes on to tell us "hes tryin to start a rally club in our area" i was like, what are you gonna drive, for sure not this thing..."ohh yeah!" all excited, he responds...
so me, the drunk i am, decide im gonna start bustin a few questions.
-Whats the wing for, "ohh man, you have no idea how much that helps in the corners"
-how about those chrome wheels "keeps me connected to the ground, no need for upgraded shocks with heavy wheels"
-and those altezas "when you are rallying, it gets really dusty, and there are alot more reflectors in alteza's"
from then on, i just put my head down and said, "poor sol" and walked away.
some more to the story follows...but in another post, because if i added...you fuckersd wouldnt read it. :P
10-31-2004, 11:51 AM
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Re:a party with some rice...
Sounds like my buddy derricks civic... unpainted kit (blitz front, mugen sides and rear), z3 fenders (blue), filled in body mouldings, on a red car. Cut springs, riding on steelies. Blue painted interior, APC shift ****/steering wheel cover, short shifter, complete with a d15b2 with a 4 speed manual lmao.
Frank, we need to shoot ricers. Like, seriously.
Frank, we need to shoot ricers. Like, seriously.
10-31-2004, 11:55 AM
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Re:a party with some rice...
...the rest of the story...
we are all chillin inside when the ricer yells "holy ----, i will buy that thing right now for $250" i stumble up to see what the hell he was talkin about.
A MINT AS HELL STARION SITTIN IN THE GARAGE
i was like what the ----, whats wrong with it. the guy says, "it just quit runnin" of coarse, the ricer had to look the car over, the interior and ----, while i pop the hood....
the ------ ground to the battery is loose as hell. so i kinda mess with it...tell the ricer to try to start it.
the ****** fires right up.
the ricer says, i will bring you money tommorow.
*----, WHY DID I DO THAT ----*
(i hope the ****** didnt bring money today)
all in all, it was a fun night.
we are all chillin inside when the ricer yells "holy ----, i will buy that thing right now for $250" i stumble up to see what the hell he was talkin about.
A MINT AS HELL STARION SITTIN IN THE GARAGE
i was like what the ----, whats wrong with it. the guy says, "it just quit runnin" of coarse, the ricer had to look the car over, the interior and ----, while i pop the hood....
the ------ ground to the battery is loose as hell. so i kinda mess with it...tell the ricer to try to start it.
the ****** fires right up.
the ricer says, i will bring you money tommorow.
*----, WHY DID I DO THAT ----*
(i hope the ****** didnt bring money today)
all in all, it was a fun night.
10-31-2004, 01:02 PM
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Re:a party with some rice...
Originally Posted by tranceminister
Hey, let the kid own a decent automobile for once. Lol, let's just hope it doesn't turn out as pork fried as the SOL.
Hahaha everyone deserves a second chance, but if you see that APC wing on it, take a saw to it
Go offer the guy $300! Dumbass ricers dont deserve nice cars...
10-31-2004, 07:52 PM
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Re:a party with some rice...
Originally Posted by Rx7andStarion
where you been mexican? get deported?
thanks ****** for jackin my thread. did you see the part where i MIGHT be gettin a starion? where are the sites for aftermarket parts at there buddy.
