owned.... NOW WITH X2 OWNAGE check reply #13
10-26-2007, 05:28 PM
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Re: owned....
get this.. i go to the post office to pick up my turbo ---- he tells me in a nasty attitude that its not back yet.. i tell em its 4
0.. when did he think it would be back.. he said it comes back when it comes back and he doesnt know he told me to get out of the line.. btw there was only one person behind me.. so im like i have a question about sending something out ive never sent something to a apo before he snaps and says some bullshit like its just like sending to any regular addy so i told em i needed an envelope he said we dont give any out for free.. clearly this guy was a racist ----
i said um this isnt the first time ive used a po.. so i went to the back wall picked out some envelopes to find which one i wanted to use.. then reached for my pocket realized i didnt have a pen.. didnt want to ask the ****** for a pen... so i put the envelopes back and went to my car.. i get in my car and got a phone call so im on the phone when all of a sudden 2 cop cars pull up one of em slams the breaks infront of my car and the other pulls up next to me.. to box me in.. there was another car behind me... cop next to me yelling at me to keep both hands on the wheel hahaha then cop asks me to step out of the car im like wtf did i do? he tells me do you want to get arrested or will you let us search your car... hahahahaha im like what the ---- did i do.. at this point im laughing my *** off.. the cop is pissed i told em i didnt want them searching my car.. he grabbed me by my arm behind my back and started pulling ---- out of my pockets and checking my undershirt im like cant wait to talk to my lawyer.. lol he cuffs me and puts me in the back of the cop car while they search my car and they come up with nothing.. meanwhile im spitting all over his laptop screen and keyboard.. so happy i wasnt dehydrated ahahahahahaha he was pissed cause i didnt have my liscence and thought i was lying to em when he didnt find ---- in my car he asked me what a bag of parsley was in my car.. im like ITS PARSLEY both cops were pissed off as ---- i never got an apoligy they prolly couldnt get me for no driver liscence (i had my state id on me to pick up the package..)
in other words ---- the police
this is seriously fucked up ----
reminds me of the time i got arrested (but went to jail) because a cop said my truck on 35 inch tires went WOOOOSH through a red light while he was standing at the light...
reality? he was 3 cars back... the light war yellow.. i was only going 5 over.. which is something i always do... and if i had stopped at that yellow liight the wood would have come smashing forward through me and out my windshield instantly killing me...
or the time i ran off the road on a merge ramp in hail.. and rain... and first state trooper tells me i could go or wait for second trooper with report.. i asked em why i needed a report he said as assurance that you caused no damage incase someone jotted down ur liscence plate so i wait and second cop shows up.. DOESNT beielve me when i tell em the first troooper checked the sign no damage.. so i wait 15 minutes for him to do the whole ------- loop and come back from behind me.. he comes back says ok your good to go.. i told em im waiting for some friends.. my rack and pinion was busted so steering was floppy he told me i had to get in the car and leave now i told em id just get off on the first exit which was less than half a mile away... he said no your gonna drive posted highway speeds and get on the freeway or im calling a towtruck now.. i was like.. i dont have any money on me i cant pay for a tow truck nor can i afford the 60 mile tow
he told me i didnt have to worry about that because it was going to the impound.. ------- cockblower.. tow truck driver shows up and im thinking this guys gonna make me hit em.. hahaha my mom calls me and she hands me her AAA card number and luckilly the tow truck driver accepted it i had em tow me 5 miles into michigan ave where i drove 30 miles HOME regular ------- speeds just not highway ----
still got the tickets still paid em could say ---- in court
and last but not least
driving on the freeway ****** cuts infront of me taps the brakes and i lightly bump em.. we both pull over NO DAMAGE NOT A SCRATCH NOT A BUMP NOTHING to either car im like allrighty then no damage to the car.. can i go now? hes like car? whaty the ---- are you talkingh about car.. what about my ------- back?? im laughing my *** off by now i hand em my dl and my insurance.. tell em write down w/e the ---- you wanna write down he hands me his and i tell em to ---- off.. i drive off..
1 week later in the mail i get a ticket for fleeing the scene... hit and run.. property damage.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
---- POLICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E
yea buks had it rought
0.. when did he think it would be back.. he said it comes back when it comes back and he doesnt know he told me to get out of the line.. btw there was only one person behind me.. so im like i have a question about sending something out ive never sent something to a apo before he snaps and says some bullshit like its just like sending to any regular addy so i told em i needed an envelope he said we dont give any out for free.. clearly this guy was a racist ----i said um this isnt the first time ive used a po.. so i went to the back wall picked out some envelopes to find which one i wanted to use.. then reached for my pocket realized i didnt have a pen.. didnt want to ask the ****** for a pen... so i put the envelopes back and went to my car.. i get in my car and got a phone call so im on the phone when all of a sudden 2 cop cars pull up one of em slams the breaks infront of my car and the other pulls up next to me.. to box me in.. there was another car behind me... cop next to me yelling at me to keep both hands on the wheel hahaha then cop asks me to step out of the car im like wtf did i do? he tells me do you want to get arrested or will you let us search your car... hahahahaha im like what the ---- did i do.. at this point im laughing my *** off.. the cop is pissed i told em i didnt want them searching my car.. he grabbed me by my arm behind my back and started pulling ---- out of my pockets and checking my undershirt im like cant wait to talk to my lawyer.. lol he cuffs me and puts me in the back of the cop car while they search my car and they come up with nothing.. meanwhile im spitting all over his laptop screen and keyboard.. so happy i wasnt dehydrated ahahahahahaha he was pissed cause i didnt have my liscence and thought i was lying to em when he didnt find ---- in my car he asked me what a bag of parsley was in my car.. im like ITS PARSLEY both cops were pissed off as ---- i never got an apoligy they prolly couldnt get me for no driver liscence (i had my state id on me to pick up the package..)
in other words ---- the police
this is seriously fucked up ----
reminds me of the time i got arrested (but went to jail) because a cop said my truck on 35 inch tires went WOOOOSH through a red light while he was standing at the light...
reality? he was 3 cars back... the light war yellow.. i was only going 5 over.. which is something i always do... and if i had stopped at that yellow liight the wood would have come smashing forward through me and out my windshield instantly killing me...
or the time i ran off the road on a merge ramp in hail.. and rain... and first state trooper tells me i could go or wait for second trooper with report.. i asked em why i needed a report he said as assurance that you caused no damage incase someone jotted down ur liscence plate so i wait and second cop shows up.. DOESNT beielve me when i tell em the first troooper checked the sign no damage.. so i wait 15 minutes for him to do the whole ------- loop and come back from behind me.. he comes back says ok your good to go.. i told em im waiting for some friends.. my rack and pinion was busted so steering was floppy he told me i had to get in the car and leave now i told em id just get off on the first exit which was less than half a mile away... he said no your gonna drive posted highway speeds and get on the freeway or im calling a towtruck now.. i was like.. i dont have any money on me i cant pay for a tow truck nor can i afford the 60 mile tow
he told me i didnt have to worry about that because it was going to the impound.. ------- cockblower.. tow truck driver shows up and im thinking this guys gonna make me hit em.. hahaha my mom calls me and she hands me her AAA card number and luckilly the tow truck driver accepted it i had em tow me 5 miles into michigan ave where i drove 30 miles HOME regular ------- speeds just not highway ----
still got the tickets still paid em could say ---- in court
and last but not least
driving on the freeway ****** cuts infront of me taps the brakes and i lightly bump em.. we both pull over NO DAMAGE NOT A SCRATCH NOT A BUMP NOTHING to either car im like allrighty then no damage to the car.. can i go now? hes like car? whaty the ---- are you talkingh about car.. what about my ------- back?? im laughing my *** off by now i hand em my dl and my insurance.. tell em write down w/e the ---- you wanna write down he hands me his and i tell em to ---- off.. i drive off..
1 week later in the mail i get a ticket for fleeing the scene... hit and run.. property damage.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
---- POLICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E
yea buks had it rought
10-26-2007, 05:46 PM
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Re: owned.... NOW WITH X2 OWNAGE check reply #13
Originally Posted by ifly87
I would have went back into the post office and vomited all over the evnelope's and floor, so that fuckstick had to clean it up!
