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Tom-Guy 03-28-2007 02:35 AM

Open relationships?
 
Bored 3 am off the wall Q.

88dx 03-28-2007 02:36 AM

Re: Open relationships?
 
Yes all girls are sluts

Cray91 03-28-2007 02:40 AM

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If it is planned to be open then why not? I can't see a marriage or anything being like that though.

McBoost 03-28-2007 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cray91
If it is planned to be open then why not? I can't see a marriage or anything being like that though.

Which is why I said it depends...

Both people have to be on the same page. It doesn't work if one person is just going along with it because the other one wants to. "Open" relationships is just a different way of saying dating, in my mind.

Cray91 03-28-2007 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
"Open" relationships is just a different way of saying dating, in my mind.

That is what I was thinking. You are just not exclusive. If you agree that you are together or married then wouldn't that just make you swingers?

stillnoturbo 03-28-2007 02:46 AM

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I just thought of "open" as a friend with benefits....of the opposite sex that it. :P Cobra Kai kick FTW!

Tom-Guy 03-28-2007 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cray91
I can't see a marriage or anything being like that though.

I can't see a marriage not being like that, after 3-5 years the same vagina gets a little boring. Ask any of your married friends if you don't believe me. Hell, it's no secret that Steve's second kid is actually Colin's.

The trick is to find someone you enjoy talking to and enjoy nice once a week familiar married sex with, then go out and discreetly rail -----s you've prescreened at the clinic for VD. As long as she's not public about it, railling your friends, or disrupting the kid's lives, turn a blind eye to her extracurricular affairs.

Mo0se 03-28-2007 02:46 AM

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I have an open relationship right now. I pretty much told her that I sleep with random chicks and im not inclined to change. She said she was ok with that. things are great right now. Committment just isn't for me at this point.

88dx 03-28-2007 02:49 AM

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^^^ Shes doing the same thing ;)

Mo0se 03-28-2007 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 88dx
^^^ Shes doing the same thing ;)

I keep telling her its ok if she does. doesn't bother me any. I'm not in love with the girl. Shes a good friend but a better lay.

jinxy 03-28-2007 02:56 AM

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They're fine, I suck at the whole real relationship thing because I lack the ability to form emotional attachments other than a built logical respect for the person. That doesn't work for vaginas.

Tom-Guy 03-28-2007 03:04 AM

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It gets better when you're my age, rawr, women expect you to be emotionally unavailable after you've a few more years experience putting up with their bullshit. Just some superficial conversation with bonus points if you're funny, feel free to be an intermittant ------- with them or random peoiple around you, and they ------ their legs like double doors when you push the handicapped button at the mall. The less emotional attachment you display the more likely they are to sleep with you, and the less likely they are to pester you afterward.


McBoost 03-28-2007 03:13 AM

Re: Open relationships?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
The less emotional attachment you display the more likely they are to sleep with you, and the less likely they are to pester you afterward.

You know, I've found this to be quite true. You probably show more attachment for your laptop than you do your old lady :P

aero 03-28-2007 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
You know, I've found this to be quite true. You probably show more attachment for your laptop than you do your old lady :P

And I'm sure he is better off for it.

SkunT 03-28-2007 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I just thought of "open" as a friend with benefits....of the opposite sex that it. :P Cobra Kai kick FTW!

pretty much ;)

Foowee 03-28-2007 09:27 AM

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Idk. Serial monogamy works for me. I like to deal with one lying bitch/project at a time. I suck at multitasking.

HondaTuner 03-28-2007 09:57 AM

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Ha, two people put they're a virgin.

ryan89crx 03-28-2007 10:35 AM

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in my experience, open relationships work great when you only see each other when you are both fucked up O0

Cray91 03-28-2007 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan89crx
in my experience, open relationships work great when you only see each other when you are both fucked up O0

I am a little lost then. I am thinking of actual relationships, not just people you ---- a lot. People you just ---- whenever are obviously "open"

Tom-Guy 03-28-2007 10:57 AM

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I never knew you were a serial dater, Tony.

ichbinsobose 03-28-2007 11:18 AM

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All relationships are open to a point. I fail at emotional attachment to women so they know not to expect to much from me. The key is to never drop the L-bomb and to place emphasis that all women are equally meaningless to you.

ryan89crx 03-28-2007 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cray91
I am a little lost then. I am thinking of actual relationships, not just people you ---- a lot. People you just ---- whenever are obviously "open"

in the past, i was fucked up pretty much 24/7. so i would have considered them open "relationships" since i was for the most part talking to/hanging out with the same girl

scottsi 03-28-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
All relationships are open to a point. I fail at emotional attachment to women so they know not to expect to much from me. The key is to never drop the L-bomb and to place emphasis that all women are equally meaningless to you.


Originally Posted by 88dx
Yes all girls are sluts


Bone1 03-28-2007 03:21 PM

Re: Open relationships?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
It gets better when you're my age, rawr, women expect you to be emotionally unavailable after you've a few more years experience putting up with their bullshit. Just some superficial conversation with bonus points if you're funny, feel free to be an intermittant ------- with them or random peoiple around you, and they ------ their legs like double doors when you push the handicapped button at the mall. The less emotional attachment you display the more likely they are to sleep with you, and the less likely they are to pester you afterward.


PERFECTLY SAID!

40 years old and no need for Viagra yet.

CspecRun 03-28-2007 05:15 PM

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I don't think you can put the word "open" and "relationship" together...I don't really think you can be having a RELATIONSHIP with a woman and you or her are still out having sex with other people. It wouldn't work for me because I personally don't care ANYTHING about having sex with a condom on. It totally defeats the purpose. What's the point in even wasting your energy having sex with a female if you don't get to feel that WET, WARM, GUSHY cooter?? And if you go around stabbing multiple -----s with an unprotected dick then you know there's eventually gonna be problems..

Dr.Boost 03-28-2007 06:04 PM

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^^I agree. I don't think I could ever go back to having sex with a goodyear wrapped around my dummie. That's like taking your car to the racetrack and letting someone else drive. You're just not getting the experience. :3

I wouldn't mind being able to ---- other girls without any problems, but if it were like that, that would mean my gf would be able to ---- other guys and no ------- way would I be able to deal with that. Plus, what if she got an STD or what if I did? Actually, none of this would work for me since I live with my gf. How could you ---- another girl in the same bed? That would have to be a down ass chick to allow that to happen.

Me: Hey, I'm bringing this hot slut home to ---- tonight.
GF: Ok, I'll just sleep on the couch. I left the bottle of lube on the nightstand.
Me: Great, thanks. Maybe after I'm done with her I'll rail you in the ass?
GF: Sounds good to me, or maybe you might just want a blowjob?

:6
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rsmith2786 03-28-2007 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
^^I agree. I don't think I could ever go back to having sex with a goodyear wrapped around my dummie. That's like taking your car to the racetrack and letting someone else drive. You're just not getting the experience. :3

I wouldn't mind being able to ---- other girls without any problems, but if it were like that, that would mean my gf would be able to ---- other guys and no ------- way would I be able to deal with that. Plus, what if she got an STD or what if I did? Actually, none of this would work for me since I live with my gf. How could you ---- another girl in the same bed? That would have to be a down ass chick to allow that to happen.


scottsi 03-28-2007 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost


Me: Hey, I'm bringing this hot slut home to ---- tonight.
GF: Ok, I'll just sleep on the couch. I left the bottle of lube on the nightstand.
Me: Great, thanks. Maybe after I'm done with her I'll rail you in the ass?
GF: Sounds good to me, or maybe you might just want a blowjob?

:6

sigh, in a perfect world :-\

SpankedYA! 03-28-2007 07:34 PM

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HHH FTW.

Slo_crx1 03-28-2007 08:09 PM

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The threads you make when you're bored and lonely JD ;D


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