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You know those bitches that hit your car and leave like nothing happened? You know the little dings and ---- that are soooo small, but bug the hell outta you. Yeah guess what it happened to me again today.

What's so special about this time? I caught the muther fucker.

So I see this big ass commercial truck in the parking lot diagonal to me trying to squeeze forward through the empty spot next to me. In an attempt to avoid hitting the light pole, the fucker hits me. Backs up and nicks my mirror. Proceeds forward and when it looks like he's about ready to take off, he actually stops cause I'm standing there staring at him

I was cool and ready to talk to him, the dude comes out and says "What happened?", That ---- set me off, I was like "What do you mean what happened, you hit my car!" He's like "No No, it's nothing." And I'm pissed the bitch is now lying and denying the obvious. So to make a long story short I was screaming at him the whole time, "You gonna say you didn't hit my car, muther fucker you blah blah blah. He asked where's the damage, I say see that dirtless spot there. He's like no. Pissed again I say, what you think dirt just walks away and some more You gonna say you didn't hit my car blah blah blah... how would you like it if I hit your car and say I didn't do it.

He says sorry, I'm still yelling, the fucker isn't sorry. He trys to leave I call him a stupid fucker, he comes back and trys to attack me, I step back (nigga is 2 times my size, if he swings I need space to dodge the dick). He walks away and hops in his truck. I continue yelling and flicking him off. I memoriized half the license plate, and decided ---- it.

Damn a part of me wanted to kick his truck as he's leaving, a part of me wanted to jump in the back of it, a part of me wanted to make the first move and punch him. But as this was all going on, I had other priorities going through my head, like my big exam tomorrow, having to get the PO to ship Matt's stuff (which I couldn't make), and other things.

Yeah why not go after him and do all of the above, the car was the beater, thank goodness it wasn't the v12, or I woulda went bizzurk. The damage wasn't that bad, I could care less. It was just the principle, the fucker tried to say he didn't do anything, if he would of said I'm sorry I didn't meant to yada yada, I woulda been like don't worry about it. But he didn't and boy did it feel good to release all that anger.

So yeah just a rant and that's it. Felt so good to dish out to those penis fucks that like to hit your car and leave.

Damn outta this whole thing, I am pissed the bitch took up just enough time for me to miss the PO. Stupid ---- >:(

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your a stupid ass for letting him go, i woulda shut my mouth and called the cops. end of story.

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yeah I wanted to, I was gonna memorize the plates and report a hit and run, but I wanted to get to the Post Office before they closed and I don't have time for that nonsense and hassle.

Besides I could really careless about the car, it's been wrecked twice.

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this is what tire irons are for

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He so lucky i wasn't there. if i saw him swing at you i'll just go off. I dont care how big that fucker is. You should have got his plates down and called the cops though. I probably do the same thing you did murdoc and yell at him

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GOD I HATE THAT ---- TOO.it happens in the store parking lots all the time.no matter how close or far i park somebody opens ther ------ door into mine.i make sure to look at the cars on either side of me and when i return i check again.this persons ford f250 is sporting a dent and custom key scratches for dinging me in the parking lot.

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Murdoc remember that truck and the guy driving it. Next time you see him trying to "squeeze" through somewhere he knows his fatass can't, pick up a brick or big rock and hum it at his truck... Then when he try's to get in your face, play dumb and deny even seeing anything.

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awww you so sweet jason :-*
that's why you my black brotha O0

yeah I shoulda took the extra effort to completely memorize his plates, but like i said, the hassle just isn't worth it. It grown men that don't take responsibilities for their actions that gets me heated. Fucken dude was like 30-40, come on seriously.

Oh well, I guess I better park in a more secuded spot now, since this car only has one way and he may wanna do some more damage. Not to mention my mom drives this car sometimes... ---- man this is the type of thinking that goes through my head.

Mike, funny that reminds me of when I was in a fry's parking lot, there was a ding on my door and I was debating with my passenger whether or not i should return the favor, and here comes the owner walking up to his car. ---- was funny.

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oh no worries, I remember. Haha I could only imagine huh, uh I didn't do it, then what are you holding, a brick you dumbass haha. Too bad I would rather talk to him though and make him feel like a childish ------- then do damage. Attacks on his character and morals are more harsh than a broken window. I'd rather have him go home and lay in bed thinking about it.

There's only one place I like to get phsyical, and it's not in the parking lot of a shopping center... well actaully that doesn't sound half bad. :D

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i would have provoked him to hit me and played like he hurt me then puya money money money

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Easy money

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Kinda hard to believe you can shut your mouth hotrex ::) No offense >:D Maybe some ^-^
Wear yor heart on yor sleeve and you'll be loved or hated.

In time you will actually grow up,takes time ya know ( 30 Years old is considered beyond the bloom of youth) after 30 you may be able to love someone more besides yourself. It was the way it happened to me. The bloom of youth flowered 13 years ago for me.

You'll be just fine in time O0 , but don't stop having fun until you find the truth.

Peace O0

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wtf?? you just ended the 5th demension of gay.....

ill shove my little boy penis inside your woman

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That pissed me off just reading that, I know exactly how you feel.
I used to rent a parking spot downtown and all ------- time, dumb ass SUV owners would try to squeez into small parking spots. Usually I'd come out to my car w/scrathches all over it and have about a foot to open my door and try to squeez in. And you know they couldn't care less, your car doesn't mean ---- to them. So I'd open my door, and start slamming it into theres as hard as i could. One by one, they'd move to the back of the lot >:D

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one time some lady tried to squeez into the parking spot right next to me, well she didn`t hit me at all but left a 6 inch gap between us which there`s no way for me to open my door. i was in the car the whole time and after she parked she looked at me funny, kinda like the "what the ---- are you going to do" eye >:(
i waited till she left, picked a few long ass screw form my tool box, set them under her rear tire then get back to my car and waited till she comes back, after she started rolling, a little hizzing noise told me i`ve owned that bitch.

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carry a paint ball gun

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one time we all pulled up to 711, the car was a neon, we pulled next to this guy in a van/truck type thing. my friend got out to go intot he store and tapped this guys door. then as we are waiting in the car this mother fuker opens his door just to hit our car back and drives away. if i could do it over i woulda jumped out like a monkey and ripped his wipers off and beat his car with them.