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dragon 10-09-2005 06:09 PM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 

Originally Posted by PoorMansPorsche

Originally Posted by BlackDragon
damn there more black jokes on here than gay jokes. Some of the ---- was funny but god damn...i think this is the most i've read ------ in one thread.

im glad to see you have a sense of humor.. everyone needs to laugh at themselves.. I enjoyed the cuban joke about the tires

yeah its all good. I like to hear new jokes about us everyone once and a while. It gives me a good laugh cuz some of them are funny as hell. but there were more black jokes than gay jokes. guess were are more easier to joke on ???

Dr.Boost 10-09-2005 06:16 PM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 

Originally Posted by biscuit
why don't black people like aspirin?

because it's white
it works
and you have to pick cotton to get to it O0


lol, that one made me laugh. ;D My uncle tells these jokes 24/7 so I'm sick of hearing them. :-\ I swear everytime it's like "pull my finger". ::)
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MikeJ-2009 10-09-2005 10:56 PM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
Nobody writes faggot jokes anymore because they're gay. What's funny about wanting to dick another dude in the ass? >:D

myshtern 10-09-2005 11:07 PM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
www.discreteautos.net/jokes/

70Challenger 10-10-2005 01:09 PM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
so to further balance it out:

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"


gay jokes are just..... well.... gay

ToeJam 10-15-2005 12:27 AM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
......for Black Dragon

What is the difference between a fag and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you put the meat out.

What is the best pick up line at the local gay bar?
Excuse me sir, can I push in your stool?

what does one fag say to the other before leaving on vacation?
Do you need me to help you pack your ----?

How can you make a gay man scream twice?
---- him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.






importedboi 10-15-2005 12:47 AM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
Why cant black people go into space?

Because there lips will explode.

Momma JOKE,

Your momma so fat that when she went onto the scale it said to be continue.........

70Challenger 10-15-2005 01:29 AM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
Why couldnt Helen Keller Drive?








She was a woman

samuraibill 10-15-2005 02:54 AM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
There was a white cowboy, a black man, and an Indian at a bar. The Indian was looking sad and said to the bartended "once were many now we are few". The black guy started laughing and said "once we few but now we are many. The the cowboy leaned over to the the bartender and said "What that ------ doesn't know is we are playing cowboys and ------ next."

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How do you fit 4 fags on a bar stool???

------you turn it up side down.


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di3go 10-15-2005 11:18 AM

Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
 
what do you call a black preist?
- holy ----.

what do you call 10 black people ont he moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1 million black people on the moon? A problem. What do you call all black people ont he moon? The solution.

Theres a school bus with 3 black kids in it about to fall off a cliff, whats the tragedy?
- you could have fit plenty more.

what do ------s and apples have in common?
- they both look good hanging from trees.

how many jews can you fit in a vw?
- all of them if they are in the ashtray.

why'd the blonde snorte splenda?
- she thought it was diet coke.


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