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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:51 PM
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I just killed a ------- lizerd that got in my house(I live in the city gaddammit!).I dont know when or how that little ****** got in.My wife called me on the phone histericle.I thought someone got hurt(damm women!).Then she calms down and tells me there is a lizerd in the house.So I rush home and the ****** is behind my bedroom door chillin.THAT ****** WAS ABOUT 16" LONG!So I got him to crawl on my dirty work shirt(after I took it off) and I poped him 4 times in the head with me beebee gun.......That ****** was 17 inches long I just measured him.I should of done like the Taco Bell chihuawa and got him a "CHALUPA"....here lizerd,lizerd,lizerd!
Just thought I would share my evening "Crock Hunter" experience with yall
Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:09 PM
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pics
Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:31 PM
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Haha, we have lizards out here that are way bigger than that. They don't bite. :P I used to collect them when I was young. You see them all over the roads splattered all over hell.

But yeah, POST PICS!!!
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:39 PM
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why did you kill him
Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:40 PM
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If I took a pict. it would take me till next month to develop the film......Im oldschool.My mom wont let me buy a digi cam......yet LOL!
Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:15 PM
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how old are you ?
Old Oct 21, 2003 | 07:06 AM
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Posted by: Travis
how old are you ?
Im 28 Travis.See when you get married you aquire a new mom......a meaner one
Old Oct 21, 2003 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by d16z64life
Posted by: Travis
how old are you ?
Im 28 Travis.See when you get married you aquire a new mom......a meaner one
hes right



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