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d16forlife 09-24-2003 09:14 PM

Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
I just recieved this email some of you may of gotten this before but this is a first for me.


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specialk 09-24-2003 09:18 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
Yeah well while your getting your masters, my enlargement pills are coming this week!!!! FINALLY, I can perform like my girlfriend needs me to in bed. I'll post before and after pictures!

hahahahaa


wait.... maybe this post was a mistake :-[

SaltyPistachio 09-24-2003 09:20 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
Sweet a gyno... looking at cottage chesse ----- for the rest of your working life... not my idea of fun :-X I'd rather be one of them (---- i donno who does it, i'm not a woman) but would like to check breasteses for lumps!

dan

Dr.Boost 09-24-2003 09:21 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
Don't waist your time, they don't work. :'( :-[
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d16forlife 09-24-2003 09:24 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 

Sweet a gyno... looking at cottage chesse ----- for the rest of your working life... not my idea of fun I'd rather be one of them (---- i donno who does it, i'm not a woman) but would like to check breasteses for lumps!

dan
You meen gynocologists look at -----!?
I ment couse of the money i can make ;)

specialk 09-24-2003 09:26 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Don't waist your time, they don't work. :'( :-[

lol, ----!!!! welp i guess the only alternative is to tie one end of a rope to "myself" and the other end to a car. Hold on I'm gonna go try it... i'll let you guys know the results.

d16forlife 09-24-2003 09:29 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Hahahahah!I gained 2 inches by shaving!Now im up to 2 1/2"

specialk 09-24-2003 09:31 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 

Originally Posted by d16z64life
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Hahahahah!I gained 2 inches by shaving!Now im up to 2 1/2"

2 1/2"'s! HOLY ----! I WISH!!!! after the car stunt i'll be lucky if I push 1"

deacon2377 09-25-2003 11:05 AM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 
I keep pullin on mine, but the enlargement is only temporary

mOrEbOOst 09-26-2003 12:28 PM

Re:Oh shit! I can be a doctor too
 

Originally Posted by deacon2377
I keep pullin on mine, but the enlargement is only temporary

^^^hahaha...yup, only temporary.


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