Official president of everything thread
08-12-2004, 09:00 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
Originally Posted by Kyle
wow, I'm against everyone of your policies except for the **** on billboards one.
we need non turbo and catalytic converted cars on the road so the epa doens't bust all of us.
did you ever see the video of the japanese game show that doc posted on here a while back? did you know a japanese guy designed my car?
we need non turbo and catalytic converted cars on the road so the epa doens't bust all of us.
did you ever see the video of the japanese game show that doc posted on here a while back? did you know a japanese guy designed my car?
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
The simple fact is that my opponent is running on absolutely nothing. We here at HMT need substance, not talk. Here's an example:
My opponent talks about one thing, and does another. Being a member of HMT (homemadeturbo) wouldn't be a very creative way for people to live in a world where, "As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized." And does he have an HMT account? Would HMT be needed in a world where the only car you could buy was turbocharged from the factory?
On top of the double talk, my opponent truely believes that the correct spelling of "catylitic converters" is "cathylitic converters".
Is this a man we can trust? Nobody wants to hear what YOU want. Isn't it time for a leader that asks the people what THEY want?
I'd like for everybody out there to tell this man what, THEY WANT, because what he want's isn't right for HMT.
(I'm stealthmode, and this message is approved by me)
My opponent talks about one thing, and does another. Being a member of HMT (homemadeturbo) wouldn't be a very creative way for people to live in a world where, "As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized." And does he have an HMT account? Would HMT be needed in a world where the only car you could buy was turbocharged from the factory?
On top of the double talk, my opponent truely believes that the correct spelling of "catylitic converters" is "cathylitic converters".
Is this a man we can trust? Nobody wants to hear what YOU want. Isn't it time for a leader that asks the people what THEY want?
I'd like for everybody out there to tell this man what, THEY WANT, because what he want's isn't right for HMT.
(I'm stealthmode, and this message is approved by me)
What my opponent is proposing is full anarchy which is complete crap considering he honestly does not beleive in the average HMT squad! I have 50 hours of my opponent speaking on the belief that HMT'ers have to be told what to do instead of thinking on their own independently. The people can get what they want with a vote for me, because I will have a efficient system where you send me letters of suggestions and they are instantly mixed in with the letters to god. If god doesn't agree with you neither do I.
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I believe that outsourcing is a ------- crime. We only buy things that we can't make, produce, or blow up your fucken country and steal, and that ain't much.
The only things we would buy are original products of other countries. Wait, nah ---- that. We ain't buying ----.
My opponent supports outsourcing all jobs in America. That's how he can afford to offer Fri-Sun off for the whole damn country. Great, every week we have three days like Christmas. Everybody is busy, but nothing is open. How fun.
Why don't you ask him how he feels about them faggets.
Go ahead. Break him down.
The only things we would buy are original products of other countries. Wait, nah ---- that. We ain't buying ----.
My opponent supports outsourcing all jobs in America. That's how he can afford to offer Fri-Sun off for the whole damn country. Great, every week we have three days like Christmas. Everybody is busy, but nothing is open. How fun.
Why don't you ask him how he feels about them faggets.
Go ahead. Break him down.My fellow HTM'ers I beleive in a unified everything with good laws where my children can grow up wise and healthy, not worrying why there isn't food on the table. With your vote for 1337 your vote is a vote for the future of freedom. My opponent does not understand the term freedom and pretends to be for the people. Last person I knew that was for the people turned out controling everything (ala Stalin, Castro, that Venezuelan president or something). With my victory in the HMT primaries I and you will be 1 step closer to having a fun meter of 69^99
08-12-2004, 09:09 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
I would like to announce that i have appointed my running mate. Quadnie has officially joined on the super duper presidente parade along with over kickass guy Freddy Mercury.
08-12-2004, 09:31 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
I kinda skimmed thru this post not really reading it and I was about to say some fucked up ---- and bash both leet and stealthie but since I'm the running mate I'm all about this thread... ---- I'm going to have to re-read it now 
08-12-2004, 10:15 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
Damn, I just read all of the madness and it looks pretty good. First off, Kyle is pissy because he is steve's bitch.. good thing he's a punk kid and will most likely be in jail for one of our elections.
I support the Leet '04 campaign but I believe our causes can be restricted down a little bit but broaden in other ways. I am considering the following:
- Taking over russia: why? many reasons. They have some nice oil reserves that we could use for our power hungry cars. Beyond that, that area is where most of the mining of titanium comes from and I believe that everything we buy should be made of titanium.. charge pipes, manifolds.. you name it. Last but not least I think some russian girls are flat out ------- hot, we need to rape that nation of one of their greatest treasures.
- Eleminating the ricers, they have been pissing me off for a long time now and deserve to be eleminated. We shall form a special committee that will decide what is rice and what isn't. Anything we deem rice will be required (by penalty of death) to be removed and then we can maybe fill the grand canyon with all of the bullshit parts.
- That we either have hotrex or kevin ---- the people behind ssautohchrome with a broomstick. I can think of better fates for them as time goes along but for sure they are going down.
I'm sure I will think of other areas of improvement as time goes on but I think we are off to a good start.
I support the Leet '04 campaign but I believe our causes can be restricted down a little bit but broaden in other ways. I am considering the following:
- Taking over russia: why? many reasons. They have some nice oil reserves that we could use for our power hungry cars. Beyond that, that area is where most of the mining of titanium comes from and I believe that everything we buy should be made of titanium.. charge pipes, manifolds.. you name it. Last but not least I think some russian girls are flat out ------- hot, we need to rape that nation of one of their greatest treasures.
- Eleminating the ricers, they have been pissing me off for a long time now and deserve to be eleminated. We shall form a special committee that will decide what is rice and what isn't. Anything we deem rice will be required (by penalty of death) to be removed and then we can maybe fill the grand canyon with all of the bullshit parts.
- That we either have hotrex or kevin ---- the people behind ssautohchrome with a broomstick. I can think of better fates for them as time goes along but for sure they are going down.
I'm sure I will think of other areas of improvement as time goes on but I think we are off to a good start.
