Nov.10 19years ago a skinny lad was born now mad tyte rhymes
11-10-2005, 07:43 PM
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Re: Nov.10 19years ago a skinny lad was born
Originally Posted by daubleaaron
happy birthday skinney 
Ive been missing the flows you use to send me, you crack me up man 
Ive been missing the flows you use to send me, you crack me up man 
11-10-2005, 08:17 PM
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Re: Nov.10 19years ago a skinny lad was born
happy birthday skin flute. when i'm back around for thanksgiving, you better get that saturday off. we'll make up for the drinking you'd be doin w/ me then. i'm gonna introduce you to an irish car bomb. 
11-10-2005, 08:22 PM
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Re: Nov.10 19years ago a skinny lad was born
Ok I will share my fat girl song with you guys for my bday, I know arron and a few others have seen it but its pretty funny.
To the fat bitches I look like the inside of a twinky
pale as can be and weighing in at a 120
I always gots to chase the fat bitiches off
so I run 10ft, than walk at a slow pace and watch them heave and coff
The fat girls heard I got a hmt
so automaticlly they think it increases my rides weight capacity
some how one of them hopped in
she said step on it get us over to le ann chin
i tryed to get the fat bitch out, drove by old country buffet and she started to pout
next thing I know she's looking for a crying shoulder
fat bitch sits on me, It feels like I've been crushed by a bolder
Oh no oh my so much weight blood is squirting out of my eye
So I think and throw a chicken leg, bitch jumps up so fast you'd think she just found out she was done with jenny craig
so I tear off as fast as possible but fat women love the skinny kid so its almost impossible
Its plausible, it may seem but the only way to keep the fat girls off is a distraction of ice cream. So each day living the skinny life, you have to chase off the fat girls cause they all want to be your wife.
(chorus)
being skinnye isn't as easy as it seems
see fat girls look at you and know there having wet dreams
oh why do the fat bitches want these nuts,
I'm seen as an appetizer to the whole weight watchers bunch
they see me and think together we'll look just right
but to find their vagina in the rolls will take all night
Big girls I can't get off to that
cause bitch your just to fat
(end chorus)
(second verse)
Now its time for the second verse
quickly theres no time to rehearse
if one of the fat girls catches me I'm for sure to end up in a hearse
be in worse condition than the career of fred durst
If a hot girl acctually wanted me I'd probually burst
go from a fat girl to something nice and slim
be praying to god ending with hallluyah amen
if i had a dollar for each time a fat girl went hollar
I'd be the hmt big baller
Now its time for me to go, fat girls catching up gotta distract her with a snow cone
To the fat bitches I look like the inside of a twinky
pale as can be and weighing in at a 120
I always gots to chase the fat bitiches off
so I run 10ft, than walk at a slow pace and watch them heave and coff
The fat girls heard I got a hmt
so automaticlly they think it increases my rides weight capacity
some how one of them hopped in
she said step on it get us over to le ann chin
i tryed to get the fat bitch out, drove by old country buffet and she started to pout
next thing I know she's looking for a crying shoulder
fat bitch sits on me, It feels like I've been crushed by a bolder
Oh no oh my so much weight blood is squirting out of my eye
So I think and throw a chicken leg, bitch jumps up so fast you'd think she just found out she was done with jenny craig
so I tear off as fast as possible but fat women love the skinny kid so its almost impossible
Its plausible, it may seem but the only way to keep the fat girls off is a distraction of ice cream. So each day living the skinny life, you have to chase off the fat girls cause they all want to be your wife.
(chorus)
being skinnye isn't as easy as it seems
see fat girls look at you and know there having wet dreams
oh why do the fat bitches want these nuts,
I'm seen as an appetizer to the whole weight watchers bunch
they see me and think together we'll look just right
but to find their vagina in the rolls will take all night
Big girls I can't get off to that
cause bitch your just to fat
(end chorus)
(second verse)
Now its time for the second verse
quickly theres no time to rehearse
if one of the fat girls catches me I'm for sure to end up in a hearse
be in worse condition than the career of fred durst
If a hot girl acctually wanted me I'd probually burst
go from a fat girl to something nice and slim
be praying to god ending with hallluyah amen
if i had a dollar for each time a fat girl went hollar
I'd be the hmt big baller
Now its time for me to go, fat girls catching up gotta distract her with a snow cone
11-10-2005, 08:32 PM
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Re: Nov.10 19years ago a skinny lad was born
Alright I guess I better spit some game
last girl I checked out was growing a main
its insane, how much hair she had all up on her face
walked up, to a bald guy clinic
wanted to donate some hair
Only thing they paid her with was a shitload of nair
oh wtf is what she murmed my self esteem
well it just got murdered
concerned her
but I don't give a ----
I was drunk
and maybe she had a side of luck
To say the least she was feeling great
as I complimented her and showed her my hairy ***
Look bitch iwere both apes
next thing sobbered up
look beside me in the morning like did we ----
hell yeah baby I got it on tape
great now I got evidence so I can call rape
now this hairy *** bitch in the pentitenry
Being confused as a dude
to say the least even the dikes will do it if there in the mood
last girl I checked out was growing a main
its insane, how much hair she had all up on her face
walked up, to a bald guy clinic
wanted to donate some hair
Only thing they paid her with was a shitload of nair
oh wtf is what she murmed my self esteem
well it just got murdered
concerned her
but I don't give a ----
I was drunk
and maybe she had a side of luck
To say the least she was feeling great
as I complimented her and showed her my hairy ***
Look bitch iwere both apes
next thing sobbered up
look beside me in the morning like did we ----
hell yeah baby I got it on tape
great now I got evidence so I can call rape
now this hairy *** bitch in the pentitenry
Being confused as a dude
to say the least even the dikes will do it if there in the mood
